GAY SITE | TAEGYU

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*** *** *** : knock knock

booger : who's there?

*** *** *** : hard

booger : hard who?

*** *** *** : my dick ;)

booger : who the fuck is this?

*** *** *** : it's your guy can't you tell 💦

booger : of course
booger : you're the horniest dumb fuck to ever walk on this fucked up earth

penis : ouch

booger : i named you penis

penis : guess what i named you...

booger : uh, "the one and only handsome guy you met on a gay site <3"?

penis : nope

booger : what?! give me a clue then

penis : you love to eat it :)

booger : you're nasty!

penis : come on just guess it(☞͡͡°͜ʖ͡͡°)☞

booger : i'm not telling you

penis : you eat it with rice

booger : well that's disgusting!

penis : pretty much heh

booger : what are you doing now ugly?

penis : can you not ??
penis : i'm super handsome ok?

booger : won't believe it until i see your ugly face :)

penis : should i send a pic?

booger : not now i'm eating my breakfast

penis : why not?

booger : i can tell you're super ugly i might lose my appetite

penis : i'm a snack! wanna have some piece of me ??

booger : i'm puking

penis : come ooooon
penis : we talkin for like 2 days?

booger : and?

penis : and ??
penis : lemme see your ugly face

booger : you'll regret you said that
booger : i'm the most handsome human alive

penis : iw
penis : no one can beat me

booger : hyun?

penis : yes baby?

booger : your name sucks

penis : wanna shout my name real bad, don't you?

booger : i'm convinced you're not my ex

penis : why

booger : your name's pretty much like him but he's not as horny as you. you dickhead

penis : at least i'm handsome

booger : show me

penis : *sent a photo *

booger : i fucking dropped my phone!

penis : like what u see baby

booger : yea i kinda liked it
booger : and stop calling me baby

penis : told you. it's massive

booger : but that wasn't your face hyun

penis : it is. it also has its HEAD :)

booger : someone fucking save me