GAY SITE | TAEGYU

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beomgyu : u said what?

penis : nothing

beomgyu : how did you know that name?

penis : oh you wouldn't want me to answer that :))|
penis : oh you wo|
penis : i don't know??
penis : just made it up?

beomgyu : ok haha :))
beomgyu : anyway!!?
beomgyu : the "fake hyun" wants us to go out again
beomgyu : should i say yes?

penis : NO!!|
penis : NO|
penis : N|
penis : why are you asking me

beomgyu : well um
beomgyu : he's kinda hot 🥵

penis : HE'S NOT CUZ I'M HOTTER??!!?!!!!|
penis : HE'S|
penis : are you happy i didn't show up?!

beomgyu : well.......

penis : fuck you gyu

beomgyu : HAHAHA i'm kidding!!
beomgyu : part of me wants to see you
beomgyu : part of me wants to date the fake hyun 😍😋👄

penis : you barely know him

beomgyu : it's ok!
beomgyu : we can meet everyday and talk about everythiiiiing 😋
beomgyu : he smells good too 🥺

penis : DOES HE SMELL LIKE VANILLA?! THE SAME SMELL YOU WANTED ME TO WEAR EVERYDAY?!|
penis : DOES HE SM|
penis : you're just horny

beomgyu : NO
beomgyu : i mean yeah kinda??
beomgyu : hehe
beomgyu : but!
beomgyu : i really wanna talk to him again 😍
beomgyu : even if he lied 🙈

penis : what if he takes advantage of you?

beomgyu : i can fight 😎

penis : no you can't. you couldn't even push yeonjun away from you 1 year ago|
penis : no y|
penis : just go i don't really care
penis : i don't even know you

beomgyu : are you okay??

yesterday..

"should i go? or not? or yes? not? fuck!!" taehyun whisper-shouted, still seated in his car. he wanted to go out but his heart would pound faster everytime he tried to step out.

booger : are you jerking off?

penis : what? no
penis : i'm here

booger : what are you wearing?

he panicked and so he looked outside to check if "gyu" were there but his eyes landed on a guy wearing his white shirt standing just outside the café gyu told him to go. "is he gyu?"

penis : uhm
penis : a white shirt and black pants

booger : are you the one standing by the door?

penis : uh yes

"ok, he's not gyu" he said, still tapping on his steering wheel.

booger : get inside!!

penis : no
penis : come outside first

booger : ok!

he dropped his phone and waited for "gyu" to step outside the café until...

"beomgyu?" he shook his head. "no, no no no" he kept uttering words as he watched beomgyu approached the guy outside the café. "is that beomgyu?!"

he just stayed inside his car keeping his cool, but he was obviously shaking and ready to yell at any given chance.

he wanted to leave because he couldn't believe that @eatmyeggplant and "gyu" is literally his EX.

he then again widened his eyes as he thought of something. "gyu.. oh my god that's why his name is gyu because- because he's beomgyu?!" he cried as he kept punching the steering wheel. "how am i soooo stupiiiiid?"

beomgyu : imagine if you showed up yesterday....... :))

penis : what?

beomgyu : you would fall in love because i'm really handsome :)

penis : you are but i still hate you because you cheated on me!!!!!!|
penis : you ar|
penis : i would puke

beomgyu : you're just jealous because i have a date tonight 😍😍

penis : toNIGHT?!
penis : not.. toDAY??

beomgyu : uuuhh. yes??

penis : why NIGHT?

beomgyu : why do you CARE? :))
beomgyu : and i invited him over my house 👄👄

penis : please fucking tell me you're just playing

beomgyu : i am NOT
beomgyu : and don't ruin the mood ok??
beomgyu : can't you just be happy that i already found someone i like 😍😍😍
beomgyu : and i guess he likes me toooo👄

penis : don't invite him over your house tonight gyu

beomgyu : why?

penis : just don't.
penis : you don't even know him yet
penis : don't be too rush
penis : please

beomgyu : it's ok hyun
beomgyu : he seems nice and gentleman 😎

penis : you're not sure about that

beomgyu : i would rather be with him than be with you hyun to tell you honestly

penis : i don't fucking care just don't have your DATE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
penis : EAT INSIDE A FUCKING RESTAURANT

beomgyu : IT'S MY HOUSE AND HE'S MY DATE SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH HIM

penis : WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME?!

beomgyu : WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND NOT MIND MY BUSINESS?!
beomgyu : HOW BOUT THAT!!

penis : you're right|
penis : yo|