ENTRY 3(I'M VERY MAD)

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Hewo, Diary! 

I'm guessing Melvin's friends are starting to find my book. Well...This is very unexpected I was being very sneaky about this too.....Hm, WELL. If they don't want to be my friend, I'LL MAKE THEM!! 👹 Also guys I messed up a crap drawing Melvin did, I put holes in it. 

Now he can't show off his art to his friends. He draws ass anyway.....Also guys, I think I might get rid of some of his friends.....I think I know which one to go for first though. HAHAHAH AND EVERYONE WILL THINK HE DID IT. THEY'LL BE SO QUICK TO LEAVE HIM AND HIS SMELLY DOG SHIT ASS. I might just replace him....SO I CAN BE "COOL" TOO!! AHAHAHA. COUGH COUGH. God damn....I think I might be catching a cold. That would suck if I am....

God I hope I'm not. Well, I think I should try to be "nicer" So I can trick them all. They won't even know what hit them, I'll be like...Like some Villian. Yeah! Oh-oh and my name will be...Uh MELON THE EVIL ONE! Yeahhh, That sounds good. I'm Melon the evil one.  You all can call me that now. It sounds better than Melvin's evil twin! Totally. They'll all fear me!!....I just noticed I typed my actions of coughing...That's weird ..Why did I do that- WELL ANYWAY UNTIL NEXT TIME DIARY.

 -Melon the evil one.

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