Hihi, Evil Diary
I'm starting to believe that these eyes aren't just eyes. That's it's a person and their stalking me. I'm getting chills, I think their in my closet at this moment. I don't know why I haven't done anything. Maybe it's because I'm scared no one will believe me.
Those eyes are driving me nuts! THIS IS BULLSHIT. Ugh, I wish they'd leave me alone. I'm honestly in fear. Y'know?...Also guys here is my evil plan to take over the world. First I will become president and then I will basically be president of the USA. So after that I'll make it a law not to like Melvin. Because Melvin is ass. I'll also post a photo of him! So everyone knows not to like him!!
Also while I'm ruling the world I'll have Melvin's friends bow down to me! BECAUSE OF HOW DISRESPECTFUL THEY'VE BEEN!! Well except that one nurse person 🥺. She said she'd be my friend so I ain't got beef with her. Smh, BUT THE REST WILL GO DOWN, DOWN. 👹Because I'm a baddie and I deserve respect! I don't like how I'm being disrespected by some chumps who can't even match my power!! And yes I have powers and super cool black wings!
As you can see my face is on the cover of this book! I also look smexy if I do say so myself. Don't make fun of me saying that either or else I'll beat you up! Totally won't chiken out. Because I'm weak and don't know how to fight! BECAUSE I DO.
Also does anyone want free Ice cream? Because I do. It's been so fucking hot lately. I don't know if it's me or the sun. Probably me though, Since I'm so hot ;). Totally me. God, Sometimes It's a curse to be this good looking. The air just gets so hot because you're the equivalent to the sun.
Also fun fact the Sun is a star. So I'm a star! I don't care what yall say, I'm a star. If you don't think so fight me! I dare you BARK. BARK. Did I just type bark? God what is up with me. That's so weird. Maybe Melvin's done this to me! NOOOO CURSE YOU MELVIN. UGH I HATE MELVIN. HE'S MAKING ME ACT LIKE A FURRY WAHHHHH
UGH I'M OUT YOU ASS LOZERS.
-Melon the evil one.
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Melvin's evil twin
General FictionNo one will ever know about my evil diary 😈 We keep this between you and me, okay?...(a joke) also I got inspired by @NurseMikan339 to start "writing" and the book got inspired by "My Diary..||PG Saihara" by:PREGAMES and like I really like that boo...
