Hey guys it's me Melon the evil one, I've finally decided to make a short return before I go back. This is my last Entry....Because...Well because I just can't keep up with this anymore. Turns out I'm really just dumb and I've learned from my mistakes. Ready to be a new person.
SIKEEE!!! I'm not changing!! The only thing true about what I just wrote is the fact that I'm making a short return, I'm tired of dealing with these hating bitches. 🤥 Like annoying!! Ruining my vibe while I listen to Katy Perry. Also guys you should listen to her song Firework! I swear to god it's such a bop. Anyway, I'm going to figure out how to teleport so I can sneak up on people from behind and scare them because I'm so scary! Like one time someone said "It's not Halloween anymore take that raggedy ass costume off." But that was before they Noticed it was just me....Like being normal.
But I guess that's because I hadn't showered for a week. Hah, But not to worry! I'm clean now. Yeah...Ahah.
I also had done some thinking and I've chosen what I want to do with my life and that is...Live in everyone's nightmares!! I don't know how yet. But I will visit some people in their dreams for not respecting me!! I'll become a scary legend. Right after I figure out how to work this cool light saber I got from Walmart and figure out how to teleport. They both should be easy, I'm also surprised that Walmart would sell such a weapon. Haha it was even in the kids section! I don't know what Walmart is trying to do.
But I'm glad I got it before it got into the wrong hands. Now I can be like that guy with the cape and stuff from Star wars.
( I've never watched Star wars. ) Also I stole a cat for my own enjoyment got it cat food and shit. Now she's like my friend or something. But WHATEVERRR More friends = more cooler. Anyway bye I'm out of here for good. 😎
-melon the evil one
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General FictionNo one will ever know about my evil diary 😈 We keep this between you and me, okay?...(a joke) also I got inspired by @NurseMikan339 to start "writing" and the book got inspired by "My Diary..||PG Saihara" by:PREGAMES and like I really like that boo...
