It was a normal day in Universe 7, when Gohan slammed open his door to find an empty house
"Mom! I'm home from selling my soul to the corporate machine"
He looked round, then went to pick up a beer bottle from the cooler "Mom?"
Everything was cleaner then usual "Where the hell is she?" Gohan said.
"Also this place is unusually clean. I don't even see Vegeta's stain on the carpet" He said taking a sip from his bottle
"Ohoho, thank you" A mysterious voice said behind Gohan, which caused him to look behind him "I tidied up a bit a few minutes ago! I must say there was a lot of...Uh- sticky places" he said taking a chug from the cup he was drinking out of
"Who are you?" Gohan said confused "Oh we're are my manners? My name is Gohan Black. I'm you from an alternative universe. Pleased to meet you" Gohan Black said while putting out his hand, which Gohan swatted away "Where's my mom?"
"Oh I'm terribly sorry! But I kidnapped her!" Gohan looked at him with a blank expression "What?"
",You see Gohan, I've been observing you and your mother for some time now, and I must say your mother has become quite the...degenerate hussie" He placed his hands behind his back "Do you know how many men she has fornicated with?"
Gohan looked at the floor with a sad expression "I lost count at 500.."
Gohan Black pointed at Gohan "Exactly! Which is why I plan to groom her into a respectable and classy lady. And get her away from her....side job. No need to thank me! I'll be on my way" He went to walk off, when Gohan spoke
"As noble that sounds and shit. She does give me an allowance, soooo....give her back" He smashed his bottle of the floor, which caused the beer to pour all over the floor
Gohan Black looks towards him, "What do you plan to do if I say no?"
"This!" Gohan went to punch him in the face, but Gohan Black pushed Gohan in his stomach, leading him to crash through the walls and into a mountain "Ugh!"
Gohan Black flew down Infront of Gohan "Ohoho, I apologize for hitting you so hard mate! I do say your bae form is...what do you kids call it...hmmhmhm,,,Weaksauce?" Gohan stood up shakily, but turnt Super Saiyan and dashed towards him, attempting to punch him only to be blocked "Your Saiyan form leaves much to be desired as well!" Gohan gritted his teeth "Shut up!" he kept sending punches to him which still got blocked, he ended up kicking him in the neck which did no damage
"Why do apologize for doing this?" Black said, which made Gohan to look at him weird "Doing wha-" Black grabbed his leg and started smashing him in the ground "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." Black landed down next to him
"I'll let you off with a warning. Don't come after us" He looked at Gohan, while floating up "Besides, your going to like this new mom, I promise. Cheerio!" And with that, he flew off, in which Piccolo landed by "You alright?" Gohan pointed his middle finger up towards Piccolo "Bite me"
Piccolo sighed "Yeah your alright"
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