"Ki Blocker Activated" Black turned towards Chi-Chi "Now that I have set up the Ki Blocker, let's begin with your training!" He said while Chi-Chi looked at him
"Why are you doing this?! In not your mother!" Chi-Chi exclaimed, which caused him to slump over "Oh please I'm glad your not!" He said while chuckling to himself "Tell me, are you familiar with the multiverse theory?" Black asked "Yep"
"Wait, A-A-Aren't you supposed to say no?" Black asked confused. "We literally had an arc in this kid" Black turned away from her "Then this will make this allooottt easier!" He said turning towards a poster with multiple Chi-Chis and him in the middle "You see, one of my hobbies is exploring the multiverse and b Visiting the Chi-Chi in every universe, each Chi-Chi I have visited are kind, graceful, beautiful, and knew how to make a good Star Gazy Pie"
"Gross"
"Perfect in everyway. YOU. On the other hand are not. Out of all the Chi-Chi's I have met, you by far are the ugliest, most repulsive and WORST of all, the sluttiest one I've ever met!"
"Thank you" Chi-Chi said while tucking her hair behind a ear
"That was not a compliment. If you end up continuing your hedonistic ways, you'll end up getting an STD, like AIDS"
"Phh, AIDS was so late 1980s" Chi-Chi said while flapping a hand
"AIDS IS NOT A FAD" Black said while punching a wall "I don't care if I'm breaking the Gohan Accords, no Chi-Chi should be this depraved! Council be damned!" Black exclaimed
"Gohan Accords? Council? What are you on about?" Chi-Chi asked, which Black ignored "Disregard what I said, let's start your training. With my help you'll end up as somebody who hasn't appeared on Casting Couch"
"Banned"
"Excuse me?"
"I was banned from appearing on Casting Couch"
"Fake Taxi?"
"Banned"
"Bang Bros?"
"Banned"
"JohnnySins.com?"
"He got a restraining order on me"
Back with Gohan and Piccolo, Piccolo just got off the phone "No use Gohan, after I told everyone that your mom got kidnapped to make her less of a slut they all said 'good'" he said while placing down the phone
"Not to mention Deadbeat dad and Troll Doll are training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber" Gohan said
"But where are Vegeta and Goku?"
".."
"Oooohh!"
"Damnit! This asshole was tougher then Cell! Even my Super Saiyan 2 form didn't put a scratch on him. Hell it felt like that bastard was holding back! I need a form being Super Saiyan 2 otherwise..."
"You won't be able to save your mom?"
"She'll get a real job and my source of income will be cut in half!" Gohan said which made Piccolo sigh "I still can't believe your pimping out your mom" Gohan sighed at his comment "I think I've got something for you. There's this legend, it states that there's this mysterious magical distilled liquid that's clear just like water"
"Its tequila"
"Yeah"
"Sweet"
"Its said whoever drinks this magical tequila will obtain white hair and achieve a form with power even greater than the gods. They call it....El Blanco." Piccolo stated
"Where can we find this magical tequila?"
"Where else do you find some bitchin' tequila?"
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