In the Gohan Council, They were trying to pinpoint Black
"Any sign of Black?" Absalon said, and another Gohan turned to him with yellow glasses "Negative sir, he's using a Chi blocker!"Absalon punched a wall "Damnit! He's in clear violation of the Gohan Accords! No universe's Gohan should interfere with the business of the other, without the right credentials!" A beeping came from the computer and Gohan turned around "Sir! We're picking up movement from Universe 7TD's Gohan!"
"The emo?"
"The emo"
Absalon placed a hand on his head "Oh...god...oh, where is he going?"
He looked back to his computer ",Mexico sir!"
"That's the location of the El Blanco Elixir!"
Gohan darted his eyes to the computer and blinked "It's tequila sir"
"I know what I said...keep an eye on him"
"Yes sir!"
Back with Gohan and Piccolo, they both land in Mexico, in front of a sign that says:
Mexico! Home to the bitchin' tequila
"
Is this the place?" Gohan asked, looking around "According to the 4chan thread it should be here"
Gohan looked a Piccolo disappointed "What! They can be useful!" Gohan rolled his eyes and saw someone with....red fur and a sombrero "Hey Jerkoff! We're looking for some bitchin' tequila, know where we can find some?" The guy with the sombrero patted a tub "Right here Duckweed" Gohan's shoulders slumped forward "You did call him a Jerkoff" Piccolo pointed out "Say...Do you mind if we can get some?" The guy looked up "You expect me. To give me some after the Emo boy called me a Jerkoff? T-heh Nah man, take yo headass out of here man" Piccolo looked down at Gohan "Now what do we do?"
"Ever head of manifest destiny?" Gohan turned Super Saiyan 2
"..."
"I'm saying we steal his shit! Jesus?"
"Oh I gotchu, your looking for an ass whoopin" He said while taking his hat off
"Why does he look like Goku if he was in Furaffinit?" Piccolo said
"One. Ew. Second. You mean that deadbeat? Hah, nah." He said while pointing to the two "Names Slick Goku! From the 2GS Universe! And don't ever compare me to that hillbilly again"
While Slick Goku was distracted, Gohan has able to sneak up behind Slick "Noted" Slick whipped his head round, in which Gohan attempted to kick him in the face, but Slick bent backwards to dodge it, causing Gohan to skid across the ground
"You've shown me yours" Gohan looked up to see Slick above him "How 'bout I show you mine?" Slick then flew down towards Gohan with his leg out, aiming to stomp him into the ground "NOOOOOOOOOO HOMOOOO!" Gohan jumped out the way before he hit the ground, but Slick appeared behind him and kicked him the face, causing him to fly through two standing up tall mountains. Slick landed on the floor and his tail high fives him
Whilst Gohan was trying to get his head out the ground, Piccolo walked up to him "So you want me to break tradition and actually help or...?" Gohan finally got his head out the ground then dashes towards Slick "Alright sticking to tradition" Piccolo said while putting a thumbs up
Slick pointed a finger at Gohan, indicating that he was sending a Ki Blast, in which Gohan dodged and uppercutted Slick, but he quickly gained his footing and headbutted him. Afterwards, they had a few fist clashes, which was quickly overpowered by Slick kneeing Gohan in his stomach, sending him to the ground. Gohan clenched his fist slightly before aiming a Ki Blast and Slick, and Slick aimed a ki Blast at him.
"I need some tequila Slick. I have to-"
"To what? Get stronger? Protect yo friends? Protect yo family? Kid! I've heard every Shonen bullshit speech known to man! You ain't gonna move me"
Gohan looked to the ground in despair "I have..! I have...! I have to continue pimping out my mom!"
Slick looked at him funny "What?"
"Gohan Black is trying to reform my mom. If he succeeds, then I won't be able to make money pimping her anymore."
Slick thought for a moment before placing down the Ki Blast "Shiiiiiit that's a smart move man"
"How so?"
"Just think about it. All the villains. That fought your dad. Could take out all their anger by cucking him. You could make money, during the process! Shiit, I could bring my villains to help you make more money! And the best part is, everyone wins!"
"Expect Goku" piccolo budged in
"Who cares man?"
"That's an awesome idea!" Gohan said "Come on! We'll talk about it while we get some cold ones" Slick said
"Can...can I call you dad?"
"As long as I can call you son!"
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