Qin Shi Huang: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Y/N: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Qin Shi Guang: Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you.
Y/N: You wouldn't?
Qin Shi Huang: I mean, unless you want to-

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Qin Shi Huang: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Y/N: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Qin Shi Guang: Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you.
Y/N: You wouldn't?
Qin Shi Huang: I mean, unless you want to-