"Oh, human child, are you hungry? Here, I think there's some chili on the stove... OH NO. I'm so sorry I swear I didn't mean to knock it over. No wait, NO, don't touch it, oh my god you're going to burn yourself, it's okay I can clean it up. No no, you don't have to worry about it, I'm just going to put it all back in the pot. What do you mean you don't want floor chili? My hands are clean, I promise."
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Jesse Talbot
He/they
Born in 1968, turned in 1992
First appearance: chapter two
As a true himbo, Jess meets all three criteria: kind, beefy, and a little dumb. He's 6'5", making him the tallest in the coven, and their large build makes them look super strong and scary. The prominent, X-shaped scar in the middle of his face adds to the intimidating vibes, even though they're actually quite docile. They have iris-purple hair, similar in color to Quack from Peep in the Big Wide World, which was cut somewhat short recently. He dresses pretty nicely, but not by choice; he really doesn't have much of a fashion sense, so his closet has been taken over by the coven's resident TikTok influencer.
When they were a human, Jesse had accidentally been involved in organized crime in their teen and early adult years. Since becoming a vampire, he's completely turned his life around, and is now an aspiring florist. Their favorites are hydrangeas.
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