The next day I wake up and rolly polly down the stairs. As I'm walking to the kitchen the little rat dog o forgot I picked up off the street runs up and bites my ankle. I fly into a fit or rage and kick the little bastard across the room into the wall.
I instantly feel bad and run over to the little gremlin and pick it up. It bites me again and I no longer feel bad and just drop it onto the floor and walk away.
I walk back into the kitchen to get some food for myself and the little thing I'm not even sure is a dog. I walk to the cupboard and pull out the dog food. I then walk over to another cupboard to get to bowls. Before I can get them I forget what I'm doing and bang my head into the counter top to knock some senses into myself. I remembered what I was originally doing and get the bowls. I fill them both with the dog food. I put one on the floor and then grab a handful from my own bowl and shove it into my mouth.
I hear a crash from the other room so I grab a frying pan to defend myself repunzel style. I hop into the other room like a frog to see what happened. I realise it's just mike climbing through the window backwards. I decided to run up behind him and give him a big fat wedgie. His underwear rips off on my hands and has a big skid mark on it. I bring it up to my fave and take a big whiff. He manages to climb I'm and smack me across the room for giving him a wedgie. We both walk back to the kitchen. I realise I'm running out of food but I have no money to get any. I remember Mike said he was the head of the purple hand gang so he must be rich. I smack him over the head with my frying pan and steal all him money (and the rest of his shit staining underwear to sniff on later). I run to the shop before he can wake up and catch me. I buy food for myself and my half rat half dog thing and run back home.
I crab crawl back into the house and up the stairs only to see mike shitting on my bed amber heard style. He doesn't see me watching him as he then rolls around in his own shit. I can smell it from here. I take a sniff of the air and it smells amazing like an amplified version of his underwear.
