So this chapter was the one where I put In a lot of shitty jokes for shits and giggles, And this is probably the weirdest one I wrote yet.
shit story:
steven: hmm haven't wrote these in a while
spike: OHH SHIT I REMEMBER YOU WRITING THESE KINDA STORIES
steven: what
spike: endless nameless sexual stories
steven: yup im writing one of thoses
steven: wait where is syfl and dawn
spike: they're both at that lake over there
steven: WAIT WHAT
spike: lake
steven: LAKE
spike: yup lake
steven: READ THE DAMN SIGN
spike: what it says boring lake
steven starts messing with the sign and making it say bo ing
(what is happening with syfl and dawn)
syfl: hey dawn
steven: SYFL AND DAWN SITTING IN A TREE K I S S I N G
syfl: steven shut it
steven: F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY
syfl: so dawn
steven: SHIPPING
syfl: steven go bug spike
steven: no
syfl: so dawn
dawn: yes
syfl: i got a question
dawn: yes (thinks its a proposal)
syfl: should i use mr cleanser or dr clean
dawn: yes *she sighs softly*
steven: SPONGEBOB
Syfl: yep Steven gets it too
Spike: HAAUUVGGUU
spike yelled
dawn: it's too EARLY
Spike: I noticed something dawn
Dawn: yes drake
Spike: MY NAME isn't DRAKE ANYMORE it's spike
Spike: pearl and marina right
Steven: shit here we go again
Spike: marina means harbor right
Spike: if you put the names together you get pearl and harbor
Spike: wait a fuckin minute
Korrina: yep thats my spikey
Cynthia: don't you think he's kinda a dork
Korrina: nah
Iris: yeah you need to lose him
Korrina: nah
Time skip
(Few weeks later)
Spike wakes up and turns on his favorite anime
YOU ARE READING
Weird Pokelove But Redid I guess?
LosoweWill have the same first few chapters but maybe without certain things. Maybe a few new chapters