Weird Pokelove But Redid I guess?

This may or may not be good

So this chapter was the one where I put In a lot of shitty jokes for shits and giggles, And this is probably the weirdest one I wrote yet.

shit story:

steven: hmm haven't wrote these in a while

spike: OHH SHIT I REMEMBER YOU WRITING THESE KINDA STORIES

steven: what

spike: endless nameless sexual stories

steven: yup im writing one of thoses

steven: wait where is syfl and dawn

spike: they're both at that lake over there

steven: WAIT WHAT

spike: lake

steven: LAKE

spike: yup lake

steven: READ THE DAMN SIGN

spike: what it says boring lake

steven starts messing with the sign and making it say bo ing

(what is happening with syfl and dawn)

syfl: hey dawn

steven: SYFL AND DAWN SITTING IN A TREE K I S S I N G

syfl: steven shut it

steven: F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY

syfl: so dawn

steven: SHIPPING

syfl: steven go bug spike

steven: no

syfl: so dawn

dawn: yes

syfl: i got a question

dawn: yes (thinks its a proposal)

syfl: should i use mr cleanser or dr clean

dawn: yes *she sighs softly*

steven: SPONGEBOB

Syfl: yep Steven gets it too

Spike: HAAUUVGGUU

spike yelled

dawn: it's too EARLY

Spike: I noticed something dawn

Dawn: yes drake

Spike: MY NAME isn't DRAKE ANYMORE it's spike

Spike: pearl and marina right

Steven: shit here we go again

Spike: marina means harbor right

Spike: if you put the names together you get pearl and harbor

Spike: wait a fuckin minute

Korrina: yep thats my spikey

Cynthia: don't you think he's kinda a dork

Korrina: nah

Iris: yeah you need to lose him

Korrina: nah

Time skip

(Few weeks later)

Spike wakes up and turns on his favorite anime