Weird Pokelove But Redid I guess?

The Rise Of Team Fartin

The story:
Aloha 1:00 pm
Syfl finishes the concert off with a cover of my best friends girl by the cars but it's a little rougher
Syfl: thank you all for coming
Steven: this last one is a new song
Spike: it's a instrumental
Syfl: yeah it's called while my guitar gently screams (ripping off the Beatles)
Syfl puts his guitar close to the amp making a feedback
6 minutes later
Syfl slams the guitar on the ground making it look like it exploded and starts hitting it with a hammer
Steven: well that guitar won't be fixed

They all walk on the stage

Syfl: Korrina and spike are getting married
Spike: yeah not really I just forgot the condom
Steven: SO YOU ARE GONNA GET PREGNANT ha
Spike: hey everyone I'm having a baby
The crowd cheers
Spike: and I'm going to be a uncle
Steven: yeah good troll
Syfl: everyone just get off the stage
Steven: why
Syfl: No reason just felt like it
Steven: good point

Spike: hey where's the girls
Dawn : well I'm here

Syfl: hi my princess

Dawn: hi my punk
Spike: thank god I don't have to pack the drumset cause it's the stores
Syfl: so where did mallow korrina Skyla and hex go
Dawn: mallow and lach are at the house Skyla and Korrina at the other stores hex and James are in the van as well
Syfl: I'm glad you watched
he kissed her cheek
Dawn: I loved that you played a cars cover
Syfl: since when did you know who the cars are
Dawn: cause you play them all the time in your room
Steven: well ima go pack my bass
Spike: i wanna do it
Steven: nah say that to your girlfriend
Spike: no I want to put bass back in the van
Steven: okay do that ima go find Korrina and Skyla
Steven decides to go look for them looking in all the stores
Korrina: STEVEN!!!
Steven: SKYLA!!??
Korrina: no she's with me
Skyla: STEVIE
She's starts running at him and looking like she's about to hug him

Steven: She is run lol
And when she gets too him she starts hugging him and kissing
Steven: well I found them and why did you leave
Korrina: I didn't some guy took me and Skyla outside the area and told me to get in the van
Steven: WHERE IS HE AT
Skyla: Right there *points at some guy in a dark jumpsuit on*
Steven: Oh that is is just ain
Steven: w a i t. a. f u c k i n g. m i n u t e
Skyla: isn't he dead
Korrina: no I seen him when I went out with spikey
Spike: I JUST SEEN AIN AGAIN
Steven: go to the van just forget it
Lillie: walks out and seen her best friend
Lillie: SERENA!!!???!!!
Serena: Lillie!?!?? 
Lach: SERENA MY EX
Lillie: wait you know him?
Serena: no he really wasn't but we traveled together
Lach: then you kissed that ash even though I had a crush on you

Flashback a few years ago in kalos

Serena: hey ash there is something I need to tell you
She walks up the escalator
And kisses him
And lach is sitting there next to clemont
Lach: I really liked her.
Clemont: Don't worry man you will find someone
Lach: Yeah but not her. 
Clemont: aloha?
Lach: aloha too you too (he says sadly)
Clemont: no the region, Have you checked aloha?
Lach: No i haven't
Clemont: go then
He runs down the escalator kissing Serena
Lach: IM HEADING BACK
(End of flashback)

Serena: cause he's cute just like that lead singer of that band what is it oh yeah teriyaki asthma
Lach: yeah I'm their manager
Serena: I wanna get too know him
Lach: you did not want to get to know me
Serena: you were nice but seemed like a asshole
Lach: at that time I wasn't
Serena: so who are you dating
Lach: my beautiful mallow
She takes a step out of the van
Mallow: hi I'm mallow

Serena: I need a place to stay

Lach: You can live with us even though I got the band living with us also ash

Serena: wait really! 

She imagines herself with Syfl and ash both kissing her
Lach: yeah sure but I don't got much more rooms so sleep with Lillie
Serena: oh that's cool
Syfl spike and Steven walk out
Spike: well lach are we gonna go
Lach: yeah and we're taking her with us too the house
Syfl: so I kinda wanted mcdawnlads
Lach: EVERYONE GET IN THE VAM (woah vam)
They drive to mcdawnlads
Steven: yeah I'll have 2 number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 2 number 45s one with cheese and a large soda for myself
Spike: I'll take a number 9
Mallow: where's Syfl
Lach: Inside ordering for everyone else
Inside:
Syfl: REV UP THOSE FYRERS CAUSE IM SURE HUNGRY FOR ONE
Employee: GET OUT
Syfl: I am out
Employee: OUT OF MY MCDAWNLADS
Syfl everyone go back to the van
Syfl: look I dunno who you are talking too like that all I want is a Krabby patty
Employee: I SAID OUT THIS IS NOT A KRUSTY KRAB
Syfl: and this is not how I remember the krusty krab
Employee: GET OUT
Syfl: you sound like squidward
Employee: MR KRANGS
Syfl: oh it's mr krabs ima leave
Employee: YES GET OUT AND YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER
Syfl runs too the van and gets in
Syfl: Well guys I'm banned
Steven and spike: CONGRATS MATE
He walks back too the back off the bus until he sees a notebook and decides to read it