Weird Pokelove But Redid I guess?

I Need you

(Stori)
hex: I'm sorry James, But I can't be with you anymore, I love you. but I'm not even sure you even love me anymore.
James: Of course I love you, I just don't know how to show it.
hex: I'm not even sure anymore. My mind says to. But My heart says not to.
James: I'm sorry.
hex: I will always love you, And I will always remember you. But I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.
James: Oh well.

(she walks out the door)

James: fuck why do girls hate me
Lach: don't worry she will come back
James: sure
Lach: ok I am gonna put a bet on it
James: how much
Lach: 2 SMACKAROONS
James: ok she will. be back
(1 month later)
Spike: you okay man
James: no
Spike: you have been staring at that window for a month without sleep and how are you surviving
James: I ask Steven to grab my food
Spike: explains the shit load of cups and plates
Skyla: oh James what happened
James: hex she is
Spike: dead
James: I dunno
James: she is
Lach: gay
James: no
Steven: Patrick
James: NO SHES GONE YOU IDIOTS
spike: oh explains why she isn't here
Skyla: what happened did you two break up
James: YEAH (he bursts in tears)
Spike: oh is she coming back
James: hmm we will see
(Another month later)
James is still staring at the window
James: she is not coming back
Lach: HEY I MET ASHES NEW GIRLFRIEND SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FAMILIAR
James: AAAAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Lach: and she says she is never coming back to her ex
James: FFFFFFFUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
Lach: her name is also hex like your ex girlfriend James
James: YOU DUMBASS
ain: eh at least you are not me no girlfriend no life just stupid superpowers that make girls not like me
James: it is exactly like that for me
Ain: oh same
James: my girlfriend left me for a loser
Ain: same
Spike: SHUT IT NERD
Ain: at least I'm telling the truth
Spike: truth sucks
Ain: no it fucks and licks
Spike: nice joke asshole
Lach: also ash and his girlfriend are moving in y'all are excited right
Spike: no
James: oh yeah I'm gonna beat some ass
Lach: congrats

(Another month later)
Ash barges in the door
Syfl: oh hey faggot
Ash: not this time shithead
Syfl: did you get a new girlfriend
Ash: yeah we have been dating for 4 months
James: hold the fuck on its only been 3 months
Ash: no I told her to dump her ex boyfriend like a month after we started dating
Hex walks in
Spike: OH HOI HEX
Hex: hi spike, Steven, ain, lach, and syfl
James: bro the fucc
Hex ignores James and kisses ash in front of him
James starts turning red
Syfl: HOI HEX
Hex: oh hi kev
Ash: alright me and her are gonna go in the room and do "stuff"
They both walk in the room
James: aww fuck
Spike: if you want her back TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER AND DRESS NICE
James: ight
He walks into the hall and hears the bed in ash's and hex's room squeak
James: well time to take a shower and cry

James walks into the bathroom and turns on the shower and lays on the floor

spike: ACTUALLY TAKE A SHOWER AMD NOT THINK ABOUT HEX AND CRY
James: jeez

Spike walks away from the door
James closes the door and fucking do what spike said
Spike: hey where did syfl and Dawn go

[syfl and dawn part]
Syfl: you know You are the reason I am still hanging onto life
Dawn: if you were to kill yourself i would actually be sad and you would still be unhappy and I might too
Syfl: no I don't want you to die [he holds onto her as he's hugging her]
Dawn: no I won't actually but I don't know what I will do
Syfl: you deserve better than me
Dawn: no I do not
Syfl: yes you do I am not good enough
Dawn: listen you are good enough for me where is there another guy that can find me a guitar or anything that can tell a story
Syfl: goodwill shopper
Dawn: no one that can be loving and one that can do a lot of other things
Syfl: I do not know honestly

2 hours later

Syfl: I have to tell you something
Dawn: what is it?
Syfl: I need you I need you right now
Dawn kisses syfl
Dawn: I need you too
Steven: and I need both of you to talk to James before he jumps off the bridge
Syfl: hol up how would you know he gonna jump
Steven: ITS ON THE GODDAMN NEWS
Syfl and dawn start running to the bridge as it started to rain
Syfl: since when did we live in Seattle
Spike: OH HEY DUDE
Syfl: hold up what are you on
Spike: ain gave me a power that allows me to run fast
Syfl: oh shit
They arrive at the bridge
Syfl: HEY MAN WE LOST FOX WE LOST FRANK AND WE ARE NOT LOSING YOU MAN
James: why there is no fucking point anymore I lost hex and she is with someone that just uses girls for sex so I'd rather be dead
Spike: hey that was kinda fire
A girl with blonde hair and that looks like a electric type Pokémon runs to the bridge and runs to him
Girl: STOP IT
James: no...
Girl: why
James: cause I don't have a reason to be happy
Girl: tell me why was it a girl or was it something else
James: it was a girl by the name of hex
Girl: come down and tell me more
James: alright but tell me what is your name
Girl: I am Elesa
James: that is a cute name I am James
Elesa: well nice to meet you James now tell me what happened
[one hour later]
Elesa: That is so messed up what she did too you
James: yeah and she moved in with her new boy friend
Elesa: where is she
James: probably at the house
Elesa: I would like to have A "Nice" talk with her
James: oh I seen what you DID THERE
Elesa: now that we know each other well you want my phone number?
James: oh sure
Elesa: here you go (gives phone number)
James: alright let me add it
Elesa: can I come back to your house since it's raining
James: sure
Elesa: race ya
James: you won't win
Elesa: Hah
They both start running back to the house
Syfl: hmm
Korrina: they both look cute together
Dawn: I can agree
Spike: ISN'T THAT SYFLS COAT
Dawn: yeah he let me wear it
Spike: it looks good on you
Dawn: well thank you
Syfl: yeah of course it does cause she's dawn she can make anything look good that's a reason why I love her
Spike: why are you just wearing those ripped jeans and that stupid white shirt
Syfl: I like the stupid white shirt
[a white shirt that legit says stupid]
Spike: oh well y'all wanna go back to the house
Dawn: yeah
Syfl: y'all can race there
Dawn: let's race then
Syfl: 1234
Syfl falls face first into the ground
Spike: HAH
Spike continues running
Dawn: are you okay?
Syfl: yeah I'm fine but I'm just soaked
Dawn gives syfl a old band shirt that was in her bag
Syfl: oh thank you
Syfl kisses her
Dawn: put it on see if it fits
Syfl takes off the stupid shirt and puts that other shirt on
Syfl: this is a vintage germs shirt WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?
Dawn: a certain music store
Syfl: thank you dawn I love you so much
Dawn: I knew you would love it now we can walk
Syfl: what about spike
Dawn: Eh forget him we have each other
They both kiss as there is a sunset as it's raining
Syfl: I needed you I do not know what I will do without you
Dawn: I do not know either i love you
Syfl: alright now shall we go back
Dawn: yes
Syfl receives a text from Steven
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The text:
Steven:
Dude I seen you on tv kissing dawn and now you and her are known as the cutest couple of the town
Syfls Reply.
Oh fucc
Steven:
yeah this is some wack shit
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Syfl: well dawn we both kissed on tv and now we are the cutest couple of the town
Dawn: aww
Guy: I SEE THIS AS A ABSOLUTE WIN
Syfl turns to see Ain
Syfl: uhh hoi nerd
Ain: look I see this as a absolute win cause I might be able to get a girlfriend if you tell a girl to date me
Syfl: no no no not today man
Ain: cmon man I will build a fucking machine that can turn a object into a anime girl
Syfl: Steven needs that more than me
Ain: isn't he married
Syfl: yeah but that doesn't stop his pervert self to fuck
Ain: oh well I'm gonna build him one of those
Syfl: alright I will see ya
He disappears
A news van starts driving by and a lady walks out
Lady: we are here today with the cutest couple of the town what do you have to say about that
Syfl: SEND MY CHECK BOB!!
Lady: who is this bob
Syfl: a guy that said he would give me money for working at his restaurant
Lady: well what does this cutie ha-
Syfl: I only call her cutie
Lady: well what does she have to say
Dawn: this song is about hairy sweaty macho redneck men, who rape
Syfl: I told her to say that when she is nervous
Lady: and what is that from?
Syfl: a nirvana concert
Lady: Oh Nearvana
Syfl: nirvana
Lady: ehh whatever
Lady: now this is our news broadcast for the hour now back to you ron
The van drives away
As syfl sees the van drive off he kisses dawn
Then lach and mallow pop up in a car
Lach: CONGRATS YA CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Mallow: Yeah Congrats
she says as she smiles
Syfl: what did I do
Lach: YOU'RE ON THE GODDAMN TV YOU CRAZT SON OF A BITCH
Syfl: why though?
Lach: cause you kissed dawn on the air
Mallow: yep
Syfl: so I do not wanna be famous for kissing my cutie on tv
Lach: and you are also famous for being the best musician the town had in years
Syfl: well the kiss thing is kind of stupid
Lach: THEY GONNA MAKE MAGAZINES ABOUT YOU TWO
Syfl: oh cool now people will be more jealous about me and her than anything
Lach: yeah well now you wanna ride back to the house
Syfl: no I like rain
Lach: alright what about you dawn
Dawn: sure
Syfl: where even is the car though and how did you even get the car
Lach: lets just jay a neighbor let me use it and it's parked at that weird parking lot