(DAY 1.5) I'm his childhood friend!

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Naegi: No no no! This isn't right!

Kirigiri: See? Poultry at it's finest.

Naegi: Quiet you!

Jin: mpph! Mph!

Monokuma: c'mon Kid, What's the problem here?

Naegi: What's the problem!? No matter how you look at it she's a living breathing girl! This is...immoral!

Kirigiri: *sigh* I don't have time for this foolish skit. Naegi-Kun take me to the room please.

Naegi: Kirigiri-san-!

Kirigiri: That's my dad. I'll permit you to use my first name.

Naegi: Uh...Kyoko then?

Kirigiri: That'll do.

Jin: mph! Mphhh! Mph! (I'M GONNA TAKE THAT ANTENNA OFF YOUR DAMN HEAD!)

Kirigiri: Look, we can just try it out and if we really don't like it, we can arrange something else. Are you okay with that?

Naegi: .....*sigh* Fine.

Monokuma: Finally. Now if you'll excuse me I have a meeting to attend to.

He takes a Jessica rabbit fan art book from underneath a carpet and heads for the bathroom.

Naegi: ....Should we untie him?

Jin: .....

Kirigiri: He'll manage. C'mon I'm starting to get parched.

Naegi: H-Hey wait-

Jin: Mph! Mph!

-----Later----

Naegi: uh...welcome. Hope it's alright with you but I already settled in at the bottom bunk.

Kirigiri: That's fine.

She puts her things down.

Naegi: Need help unpacking?

Kirigiri: No. It's fine. I'll unpack tomorrow.

Naegi: Oh...Okay then. Would you like some tea?

Kirigiri: Iced tea please. I don't mind the instant stuff.

Naegi: Comin' right up.

She takes something out of her brief case.

Naegi: Instant noodles?

Kirigiri: Well well, It hasn't even been 10 minutes and you're already looking where you souldn't.

Naegi: uh...sorry I guess? But I thought you hated instant noodles.

Kirigiri: I don't "hate" it, but I'm not about to spend 10 times the price for someone else to make it for me. Speaking of which does this room come with a kettle?

Naegi: Nah Monokuma stole this room's kettle so I had to buy one myself.

Kirigiri: May I borrow it?

Naegi: Go ahead.

She starts preparing her instant noodles.

Naegi: By the way I'm heading out after this. I'm meeting with a friend.

Kirigiri: oh? You actually have friends?

Naegi: Why do you have to go out of your way to toss me into the void?

Kirigiri: Because it's amusing.

Naegi: Like hell it is!

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