𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙢𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩-𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨 || ʲ. ʰᵒˡˡᵃⁿᵈ

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forewarning ;

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Welcome one, welcome all, to a series that I would like to call; What Went Wrong in Donnie's Life This Time?

And to answer that question, it was that she made the mistake of watching one of the best animated films she's seen since Encanto and Turning Red (literally fight her) and falling madly in love with the protagonist, Jacob Holland.

Listen, it was either him or Eret Son of Eret.

This fic was born because Donnie is but a simple girl. She sees hot character, she falls madly in love, she writes.

And write she did do.

You, Me and the Beast-Infested Seas will be another shameless self-insert fanfic that is written with Y/N in mind because I'm too self-aware to use either my real name or an OC. And also because I'm self-absorbed and would like to think that my books are that One Fanfic you find and would consider a gold mine.

Would I update the fic regularly??? HAHAHAH good question, one that I will now be ignoring.

I'm actually not all too sure what to do with this book yet. I have a big, grand old plot in mind that is hinted at in the first chapter already, but I'm afraid that if I follow that storyline and suddenly lose interest, I might leave people hanging and disappointed. So for now, just have some mindless simping just until I get my head screwed back on properly.

Other than that, I hope you enjoy this book!

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specific warnings ;
- cursing
- violence
- sea monster blood
- for all my fellow folks with thalassophobia ;
- literally why and how did we survive this movie
- anygay yeah deep sea and descriptions of that and all that jazz
- making up names for the side characters
- listen , wikipedia can only offer so much
- y/n will probably most definitely be some flavor of queer but we'll see
- she'll still end up with jacob dw bout it
- i'm not a pirate so idk shit about being one
- i just woke up how do i write
- no promises of me focusing on this shit , a girl's unmotivated
- yeah i think that's it

- hi i'm an update
- mentions of sex (as of typing this, the chapter hasnt been released yet. or made. please help me)
- nothing explicit , but the word is used and we talk about it
- it's okay yall i'm mature
- which is another way of saying i have trauma
- but yeah sexy times woohoo

this is set before the events of the movie

so sadly no little maisie is going to be in this story

and we are most definitely still going to be hunting sea beasts

world peace and overthrow the patriarchy and all that but i wanna be a pirate leave me alone

O7.25.22 – OO.OO.OO