7.30 AM
"Fuck"
today I have to meet Will. Why did I ever agree to this? I don't fucking know. I put on a blue shirt and jeans.
"not bad"
"jesus Nancy you scared the shit out of me!"
"breakfast is ready nerd"
"I'm coming"
"Girl in mind?"
"What?"
"Come on Mike! I heard your horrible pick up lines. like 'are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!' and 'Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!'."
Fuck. I totally fucked up.
"Yeah..i mean get a life."
"I'm just saying that girls likes compliments."
Yeah i don't care. do you know what guys like? Fucking idiot.
"Michael!! Lovely shirt" my mom said
"He's tryna charm girl with his pick up lines" Nancy laughed
Good now i'm in deep shit.
"Our son with a girl?" Dad laughed too.
Is it that hard to believe. I'm hurt.
"Is it Max?" Mom said smile on her face.
"No mom. It's nobody. Nancy just made that up." I told
"I knew it" Dad continued.
"Oh. Now eat your waffles" Mom said
After eating i brushed my hair. It was a mess but idc.
"MIKE!!!!"
"WHAT!?"
"COME QUICKLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO SCHOOL!"
"FUCK I'M COMING!"
In school
"Will is there so make your move jerk" Max said
I walked to Will. He was short and cute i guess.
"Hey Will do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?"
He looked at me and said
"Go away Michael" and walked away
i caught him and grabbed his shoulder.
"Will"
"Go fuck yourself"
I was completely shocked. the bell rang and Will left for class.
"Well that went well Michael"
"don't fucking start"
me and Will have the same class. I ran after him and sat next to him.
"what do you want"
"you"
"me?"
"Yes"
"and I want you to fuck off"
"Will please. I like shiny things but i'd marry you with paper rings." And Will blushed completely.
"I-i don't like your vibe."
"You don't like me?"
"Now u understand"
"You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry"
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Maybe, Probably
RomanceMike has to make Will fall in love with him within two weeks, but Mike is horrible charmer. Based on 2018 when life was fun.