Alright, you have decided to read on.
So, we will start with something simple, to become a true klutz, you must follow this step.
While walking past a coffee table, door, wall etc. run into it.
Ex. I was walking out of my room, and I slammed my shoulder into my door. Make sure this is all on accident, I don't want you to get hurt purposely.
After you complete that, read on.
