BTH Bingo 2: NCIS LA edition

Dark Humor

Note: This is actually a bit of a bonus chapter, because I write this before I got my bingo prompt card, and somehow, I accidentally requested 'Locked in a Trunk' instead of 'Locked in a Cage'. I didn't want to toss this, so I decided to make this the last chapter. Thanks for tuning in!

What was it like being in a small, dark, probably damp cage, being held by human traffickers who either wanted her dead or sold?

As Hetty very mildly put it in 1 session, 'Not even Dante could write a thought provoking novel about it.' And also: 'Pure hell.'

When asked to describe something that happened while in that cage, here's what she said:

'You sure look awful.' Keane said.

'Please. This is my natural glow.' Hetty sarcastically replied.

'You really don't deserve this. I don't know of any thing that you did that would warrant this type of treatment.'

'Ah. Well you know criminals, they always find some reason to want you dead!'

'How many have you encountered?'

'Too many to count. Though, many have been quite humorous.'

'Would you consider these bad guys funny?' Keane asked.

'Only if I'm bleeding out or running a fever.' Hetty joked.

Nate looked pretty stunned.

'What? We had nothing else to do while being in opposite cages. Well, other then fight whatever pain we were in from whatever wounds we were dealt with.' Hetty said.

'Uhhh. Okay.' Nate awkwardly replied.