Hold still idiot

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by Cockodile

by Cockodile

Don't do anything done in this fanfiction, go get your ears pierced professionally, don't be stupid like me even tho my piercings came out great... Actually do whatever you want.
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"Gus, you've gotta quit moving or It's gonna be uneven." Matt brought the marker up to Gus' ear to mark where the earrings would go, and Gus flinched, though he knew the marker wasn't going to hurt him. "Okay, okay, sorry." Gus sat on the bathroom floor still enough that Mattholomule managed to make the dots even-ish. Gus took a deep breath out as if he had just finished the hard part. "Are you absolutely sure this is a good idea? Didn't yours get infected that one time-" "No, no this is a great idea! I'm gonna sanitize this time, and mine healed by itself anyway."

Gus gave his boyfriend a look of uneasiness. "....Okay." Mattholomule moved forward a blue cookie tin(ifykyk) which didn't actually have cookies in it, but had sewing needles and loose threads. "...." "......."
"...are you seriously gonna pierce my ears with your mom's sewing needles...?". (mistake#1) Mattholomule wiped down one of the thicker sewing needles with paper towel and rubbing alcohol "Yeah? It worked for me two times out of three."

Mattholomule repositioned himself and leaned forward to bring the needle to Gus' ears "I am not mentally prepared for this." "It's cheaper than getting it done at Snairs, aren't you glad you have such an awesome boyfriend who will do it for free?" Mattholomule gestured to himself with a smile on his face, Gus laughed and smiled back "I am forever grateful." "Alright, now, sit up and Hold still." Gus tried his best to not move as Mattholomule moved the needle closer to his ear.

Mattholomule pushed the needle in slowly (mistake #2) in hopes of not hurting Gus too much but there came a crash which startled the both of them. Gus flinched and Matt quickly inserted the rest of the sewing needle. Gus' eyes were wide and watery from the pain. "ow.." Gus held his ear and was obviously holding back tears. "Oh Titan, I'm so sorry, we don't have to do the other one-" Mattholomule didn't pay attention to whatever caused the crash until he noticed Gus starring at something behind him.

He turned to see the glass perfume bottle that had fallen off it's shelf. "Oh..my mom Is going to kill me." Gus laughed through his pain(#relatable) and wiped his face. "You're a riot Matty, let's just get the other one done before your mom comes up here to yell at us." Matt smiled back and quickly got the second ear over with. "Finally, now, pick which earrings you want, it's the best part." Matt pulled a jewelry box out of the sink drawer and opened it to reveal all the shiny earrings in all colors and sizes.

Gus examined a pair of diamond earrings "Are these real diamonds?" "Nah, I stole those from Snairs." Gus put in the fake studs and look at it in the mirror. "I would rate this experience a nine out of ten because it looks great but it hurt like hell. I have a very low pain tolerance." "obviously.." Matt joked, Gus shoved him with his shoulder. "We should probably clean up that glass...."

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No beta read, I'm lazy❤️ EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO MY CO-IDEA MAKER ASH NOW. give me requests. I started a sicfic oneshot idk if I'll finish it.