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Oh wondrous is the Vogonoid that's newly greased and gleams
Its metal hands can file at speed that starships only dream
The mighty brain will copy everything in triplicate
While spouting poems, beauteous and oh so intricate
Oh wondrous is the Vogonoid, we love its high pitched scream
By elveloy
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Vogonoid was a former android
Cruising along the sonic lines
Taking the Ooorah spaceship on a ride
Clutching its claws on the mothership
As it repeatedly slammed the dashboard with fists.
Along came good 'ol Rollie
And screwed the screwed with a screw
With a generous lather of oil and nuts
And whipping of the butts.
Vogonoid uttered not a pipsqueak
After it was thoroughly cleaned
It stays loyal to Rollie for centuries today
For showing the way.
By Nablai
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Tevun-Krus #103 - Androids
Science FictionWhat could be more sci-fi than ANDROIDS? Artificial people, synthetic humans, automated intelligence, the uncanny valley. This issue has it all!
