Homestuck x Reader in 2022 (2023*!?!?!!?[2024?💀])

(Lemon) Bad romance - Feferi x Reader

TW! in this chapter there's going to be black rom! and half lemon~ which means slurs, angry kisses, kind of nsfw and annoying communication with the girl with dolphin laugh. Don't get me wrong, i love feferi sm! You've been warned. Characters are over 18.

Days in highschool, teens in love, sports, trips, popular and nerds. No. That shit only happens in movies, and the truth is highschool is more than just a teen's novel. Studying hard so you have more chances to success in life and not being a drug addict hobo, like Gamzee. It included dealing with few girls that thought they are from royalty or something all day yelling ''SLAYYYY''
It got in your nerves. One of those girls is Feferi Peixes, er, troll but she actually is from royalty, therefore everyone treats her like the princess she is. Man she was the worst, she was so pretty and nice, friendly, but you and the other smart people knew it was her facade to get everything she wants.

Feferi Peixes is the heiress of the throne in another planet, Alternia, she's still a teensy barbie girl getting experiences in Earth you guess, why else would she be here with the other trolls living around escaping ironically from highbloods and seadwellers like her. She's an explosive person, with murderous tendences, you still didn't get why she is allowed in a highschool full of humans and land dweller trolls. She could just go to any other private highschool with all the other pumped up kicks highbloods. 

Finally after arriving to the entrance and the lockers, you were leaving your stuff inside and taking some notebook and books. You had a mirror sticked inside, it's been so long since the school doesn't check the lockers so you have it already 4 months ago. You were checking your appearance, it was decent, so you packed your things in your backpack and closed the locker's door, finding yourself in front of the oh so pinky troll.

'')(-EY!!''
she said, well, shouted with that sticky lips in black lipstick

you got little startled, already wondering what she wants with you, a common invisible girl
''Good morning Feferi''
you smiled back, only to be polite, but you weren't really euphoric

''(y/n)! You're my saviour gill! Sea, i don't )(ave muc)( time to do all the )(omework, i )(ave somefin more important to do rig)(t now, and i know you're very very smart wit)( almost anyfin! i'll leave it to you, gotta go! sea you guppy''
and with that, she slammed a notebook on your chest, you barely catched it, she was already turning in the corner when you looked again

Geez she is so annoying and you hate her fish puns a lot, what's so funny about them really? Still why would you do her homework, that's not going to happen. Or maybe you could do it and receive some rewards... You'll think aboat it. UGH! about* it. This is serious and contagious.

You packed her notebook in your backpack, you had to re open the zip once again and close it again, you sighed annoyed and left to your classroom. You got in your seat, and unpacked Feferi's notebook. It was decorated heavily with glitter and sea themed stickers. You checked what subject it was. History. Well you don't blame her for not doing it anyway, history is interesting and all but damn the subject activities are boring af.

You weren't going to re do all the work once again, you just copied your text in her notebook, trying to copy her caligraphy. It was big and round, very loud just as her. It wasn't that long so in 3 minutes you finished. The teacher hasn't arrived yet, and you were about to store her notebook back in your backpack when you had the idea of wandering around her notebook. You had nothing better to do, your friends were studying and you should too but you didn't bother, you were prepared for the exams this week.

You opened the notebook on the first page, and you noticed quickly many sticked notes with phone numbers you guess, some pages to study, other random numbers, words with no context, maybe context that only she knew. You went to the last page, to the back cover of the notebook. You saw childish doodles of squids? no, cuttlefishes, and sea ponies with bows and hearts and spades. Why would ever someone make sea ponies with poker cuttiemarks. You rolled your eyes and keept sneaking. You saw someone else wrote in her cover ''eridan is vvery handsome and im so red for him''

It had an ugly caligraphy, as if they tried to be very elegant but it ended looking like if they wrote it with their left hand... or right hand if theyre a leftie. You raised an eyebrow, you guessed it was that boy who breaks the dressing code every week and somehow gets away with it every time, he looks very fishy too. They seem to be close to each other, apparently.

You hear the teacher coming in the class and feferi running behind to be in time for class. She ran to you and snatched her notebook from your hands, not even a thank you. Everyone took their seats, you got your notebook and a pen from your backpack, placing them on your table, waiting for the class to begin.


Time skip, lunch time


You were sitting on a bench inside, it was hot outside and there's no way you will want to sweat and stink later. You were about to eat when you saw Feferi coming to you
''AR-E YOU S-EARIOUS?''
''what?''
''YOU LIT-ERALLY COPI-ED YOUR )(OM-EWORK IN MY NOT-EBOOK!''
''did the teacher notice it?''
''you got a better grade t)(an me!''
''maybe you should have made your own homework, i did it for you, at least you didnt have the page in blank. Thanks would have been enough princess''
''ug)(!''
she rolled her eyes and crossed her arms
''don't be so dramatic dammnit, its just homework''
''you're very shellfish, you did it on purpose, and this is not going to stay just like this''
''who did it on purpose damnn, chill''

She left storming with her notebook in her arms. Whats her problem, really. You decided to continue to feed yourself with the school food of doubtful origin. At least chocolate milk was good.

Classes, a very quiet Feferi which was rare, you dont giving a fuck about it and focusing on your business, it all went so slow until it was time to go home. You stored your stuff, you wonder if the teacher really gave her a bad grade so she went on drama queen mode. You hung your backpack on your shoulders and headed out, the school was almost empty, having in mind that your class and another had the last class at this time, when everyone else left an hour ago or earlier. The sunlight was very orange, filling the school halls making a cozy but lonely atmosphere. You were just passing by the bathrooms about to go downstairs when a hand yanked you to the bathroom

''what the-!''
it was Feferi, she looked real angry at you, you felt little scared of what she's capable of
''w)(o do you fink you are??''
''what do you mean?? i already said i didnt do it on purpose earlier!! the correct thing was that you made your own homework!''
''i literally never asked you for any favour before!! and t)(e first time i do it you make me get a cancelled )(omework!''

She was yelling whispering, she had you with your back against the wall, she standing in front of you with her hands on her hips. She was taller than you, and also seemed stronger, very stronger. She looked very big, and her hair just made the illusion worse of her being bigger, or maybe she really is bigger than you

''are you even listening??''
''y-yeah-''
''water you going to do to pay for t)(is??''
''i think youre exagerating really.. why are you doing this lmao''
you tried acting cool

She was about to speak when another girl entered the bathroom. Both of you looked at her and the girl looked panicked, walking faster to not make eye contact again with you two. You found it funny and wanted to chuckle but you had a certain someone being a beast to you currently.
You were looking down at your feet, at your nails, playing with your backpack straps, waiting for the girl to go out of the bathroom. Apparently Feferi had the same plan as you, she crossed her arms again and leaned on the other wall. The bathroom was in silence, at least it was until the girl peed, you could feel her embarrassment through the doors. She finished, you heard some paper and she opened the door, Feferi stared at her, her eyes were saying ''get out''. The girl washed her hands as fast as she could and ran away out of the bathroom.

Feferi looked at you now, she was scary when no one is around. She seemed like another person. She was about to walk closer to you again but her phone rang. She picked up quickly.
'')(IIIIIIIII S)(AWTY''
wow she was a master changing personalities, she seemed busy so you took advantage of the situation, and left the bathroom with her talking in a call

You hurried knowing she noticed you left, you usually left the school not by the main entrance, but from the back where the gym is and the field, since your home was that way closer and you avoided annoying people and crowds. You were walking at a slower pace, after running exiting the building. You dont think Feferi would find you here. The grass crunching in each step you do, a little breeze making your hair fly a bit, refreshing your neck and back. You decided to refresh yourself a little more in the field showers. Usually the place is empty and quiet. You entered the girls restroom. You sat on a bench, sighed and relaxed your muscles for a moment. Feferi surely knew that you left the school through the back door here in the field, but that didnt worry you since she wouldnt seek for you again. Why is she so upset at you anyway? what's her deal, shes crazy. You close your eyes and start thinking. What did you ever do to her? She was just there and you were just somewhere, not even minding about her existence. You remembered about her notebook and the silly decorations and doodles, you found it kinda funny and cringe. You remembered how this certain Eridan wrote in her back cover. You wonder why everyone likes her if she's so.. loud and passive-aggressive. She looked like a disney character, from those cheesy 2000's movies.

You were cut off from your thoughts when you heard the outer door open. You tensed, and grabbed your backpack. Your first thought is that it is Feferi, but then you thought it was maintennance old guy. He is a funny old fellow.
''(Y/N)! I KNOW YOUR-E IN )(-ER-E! I SAW YOU COMING IN!''
Nevermind, it's Feferi
You stood up and ran to a hiding spot, behind the lockers. The door of the dressers opened and you almost curled in a ball. You tried peeking, so you would walk behind the lockers as she walk, and get out of there.
''i said i know youre )(ere, so come out already. Im not going to )(urt you! p)(ysically- Im a pacifisht!''
She said with a playfull voice which made it a lot scarier, you were walking slowly as she walked on the other side of the lockers, you then realized, why the hell are you so scared of her?? You were about to run to the door, but when you looked up you found yourself in front of the fuchsia blood. She knew you were here. She knew you were hiding behind the lockers. In fact, she WAS tricking you.

''w)(y the s)(ell are you running away from me??''
You tensed even more, your arms were sticked to your torso and your hands in fists
''y-you were acting so intimidant as if i was going to be scared for you and owe you everything as all the other people you call your friends!!!''
You replied angrily, why this troll was getting so much on your nerves, when you are an unbothered person usually?? You realized what you said and covered your mouth, fearing a punch on your face already

''AND )(OW YOU CUTTLE KNOW I WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO A CAFE?? I was trying to be frondly coddamnit''
She said that last part lower, maybe you were the one exagerating everything, why would you think you are in a visual novel, stupid, stupid you.
''w-well!! if you werent much of a loud bitch all the time i wouldnt think you wanted to beat the shit out of me!!''
''w)(at t)(e s)(ell (y/n)???? w)(y would you say somefin like t)(at?? i fink youre the reel beach here!''
She slapped you, and you unconsciously slapped her back
Oh lord, and it was YOUR fault
Why you had to be so closed mind with her, maybe she wanted one friend more despite she has like 1000 already
You looked at her, you were angry, and you knew you were wrong, but no one is here, no one hear nothing, and her slap burns in your cheek, you dont know why are you acting like this with her
She cupped her own cheek, she looked angry for real, not upset anymore
She frowned and showed her sharp teeth, why you had to hit her, what if her family kills you or your entire family gets dissapeared

You were thinking many things at the moment and very quickly, but everything was happening in seconds, she just slapped you and you slapped her back, which made her get furious, she tackled you. This shit got for real.
''W)(Y YOU )(AV-E TO B-E SO M-EAN''
She yelled in your face spitting some saliva all over, she was right tho, but she was highly victimizing herself, and you fell in her game, you felt guilty
You wiped your face with your sleeve and struggled to get her off of you
''get off!!! im sorry okay??? just leave me alone! i wont tell any of your friends about this!!!''
She sitting on your hips, was almost straddling on you, she managed to grip your hands pinned on the floor. This turned weird.
She stopped for a second to look at you and blushed, she got angrier by this apparently
''UG)( AND W)(Y YOU HAV-E TO MAK-E T)(AT FAC-E FLOUND-ERN-EAT)( M-E!!!''
What was she talking about, you were upset and didnt want to deal with this, but she just didnt let you move
''get off!!!!''
You moved vigorously underneath her trying to free yourself, but instead you earned a soft moan from her, more of a groan than a moan
''what the fuck bro!''
Youre incredibly confused and anrgy right now, this girl is insane

She smashed her lips against yours, she was rough and you could feel all her black lipstick smudging against yours, she started rubbing herself against you, and something grew underneath her inside her green and blue skirt, you still tried to fight back and run away from this
But it made it only worse, you moving underneath her only making the protuberance become bigger and warmer, wetter...
You can't help but feel aroused too, she broke the kiss, leaving you in a messy blushing mess and black lipstick stained in both of your faces
''ugg)()()()( youre glubbing beautiful stop making a mess of me!''
''i've never done anything to you!! in fact i never ever talked to you at all!!!''
''t)(ats t)(e fiss)(ue!! i always wanted to get closer to you and you were alwaves so antisocial, im not s)(ore anymore if i still want to be your frond!!!''
She started kissing your neck furiously, hitting all the exact points with her slimey warm tongue. You groaned, both pleasure and annoyance, she seemed to enjoy this even though she seemed so bothered
She lifted herself up, she apparently was trying to take off her skirt, but you were already aroused, you wanted to see where this was going
You took the chance to top on her and pin her on the floor
''you fink you can top me??''
''stop talking!!''
you took off your (pants/shorts) and slidded her skirt, revealing a fuchsia sticky stain on her boner, it throbbing and wiggling around intensely, by itself it managed to get out of her black panties, it was a squirming greyish-fuchsia alien genital
The idea of it made you get wet, you bit your lip, furrowing your eyebrows
''are you only going to look at it??''
You were sitting little lower from her hips, it was all the view of her blushing in arousal, only for you. You smiled.
''youre a freak, i thought you were trans but what the hell are you''
She seemed hurt, you slowed down with the insults
''t)(at is not even a t)(ing for trolls''
You sat on her bulge, she gripped your hips and started rubbing against you
''wow chill wait''
You stopped her, you took off your (f/c) panties, they were stained in stickiness, what a shame, it will feel weird when you put them on again.
You started to straddle her bulge, only rubbing each other
You were enjoying it and she seemed anxious, you enjoyed it even more, your clit being caressed with her bulge desperated for penetrating. You were teasing her, she bit her lip hard, her eyebrows furrowed, those were signs she cant handle much of it
''O)( COD, IM GOING TO GLUB YOU ALR-EADY!''
You laughed but she rolled you switching places, and ended onto you, you werent laughing anymore.
She took off her panties, and with two fingers she separated your lips down there, her bulge got harder and started dripping almost clear fuchsia. She pinned you down, she had her hands on the floor surrounding your waist. Threatening, she took with one hand her bulge and leaded it to your entrance.
''wait feferi not yet- AH!''
She thrusted you without warning, very. deep. It hurt like fuck, ironically. You moaned in pain