Pretending In Style

03

The four now were sitting at a table, since Tweek took his break. Tweek was awkwardly grinning, very uncomfortable of this new social situation. Craig and Kyle were glaring at each other. Craig throwing him a sly smirk, knowing that Kyle would cuss him out, but couldn't because of the advantage he had. Stan had to admit, it was funny to see Kyle on the verge of basically hitting Craig in the face, but had to keep a straight face, before Kyle started hitting someone he actually could hit.

"Well?" Craig watched in anticipation. He already watched Red Racer today, so there was nothing more entertaining to watch than the Super Best Friends right now.

Kyle tried to contain himself, "Well, you gotta help us! What the fuck do we do? How do we make them stop? How will my parents react? How will--"

"Gah! Dude! Shut up! I'll be over in like, a month! Then adults will just give you free money for being gay from time to time! Shut up-!" Tweek snapped. He was definitely annoyed.
Then Craig moved closer to him and held his hand, "Honestly yeah. There really isn't much to it. The Creek shit was pretty minor compared to what happens here in South Park on a daily basis," He wasn't even looking at neither of them in the eye anymore, only at Tweek. "You two, are overreacting. And getting on my nerves."

"Okay okay.." Kyle was less upset, Stan looked glad. He kind of needed to hear that. To confirm that Kyle was going to be less worried.

"But didn't this whole thing make you two like gay for each other?" Stan drank more coffee as he asked the question. And then Craig glared at his dumbassery, "It didn't make us gay, brainiac. We were already gay, separately, before that. Don't worry about "turning gay"."

Stan knew that answer should've relieved him. It probably relieved Kyle. But he definitely knew that he wasn't relieved. Fuck, he probably was more worried. He was sweating, his heart was beating faster, he felt like puking, a little bit. Because, shit, he promised himself he, wasn't going to admit this to himself anymore, but,

He had a fucking crush on Kyle.