God: Mario you can either stay here or you can come to heaven with me and have a killer raging party!
Mario: Why me you cracker!?!?
God: BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING AWESOME!
Mario: Heh sure!
1 year of partying later
Mario: Hey god im kinda done dude!
God: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE DONE!?!?!? HAHAHA THIS IS ETERNITY MY CHILD!
Mario: *Mumbles to himself* Let's see that when you have to shit alot from me feeding you laxatives!
God: What you say!?!?
Mario: Nothing!
Mario is sitting next to God with a bag of doritos and smoking a blunt when suddenly God's head explodes and a large gunshot is heard
Mario: Mamamia!
A black hedgehog appears from the dark corners of the room with his head exploder gun
Shadow:*Talking in the radio* I have killed god!
A femminen voice can be heard from the radio
????: Good now get out of there now!
Mario: WHAT THE FUCK!
Shadow look's at mario
Shadow: Hmph is that the GAY ASS mario?!?!?
Mario: Okay you fucking School sh-
Narrator: HEY DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT! THAT'S INSENSITVE!
Shadow points the gun at Mario
Shadow: How did you know i do that? anyways prepare to die!
Before the bullet can be blasted Freddy Fazbear grabs the gun and bends it at shadow looney tune style and shadow fires, killing himself.
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Mario: MY BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA!
Freddy: Hey my nigga! har har!
Mario: What are you doing here!?!?!?
Freddy: Because i can be here :P
Mario: Okay... Want to get out of this dump?
????: HELLO?!??! SHADOW HELLO!?!?!
Mario grabs the radio and starts speaking in it
Mario: It'sa me!!! MLG MARIO!
????: Oh hi im Futaba! xD
Mario: I did not ask for your gay ass name!
Futaba: Oh....
Mario: Well ima kill you by crushing your robotic body!!
Futaba: Robotic body? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SA-
The radio is destroyed
Mario: How do we get outta here Freddy?
Freddy: By going to hell!
Mario: Fuck
CHAPTA END!
