Mario and Hatsune walk up to Sonic the Hedgehogs hobo shack
Mario: Hey bitch i know you are there!
Sonic comes out and speeds through Mario knocking him on the ground
Sonic: Heh your too slow Jew Mario!
Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
Mario eats his doritos and gets super powered
Sonic: Heh think im scared of you? watch this!
Sonic takes a toke and goes hyper and wipes the floor with Mario
Mario: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sonic: The MLG power you currently have is strong but there is WAY stronger forms of MLG power.
Mario: What the hell do you mean?
Sonic: I mean is you aren't even using more than 10% of your true potential
Mario: HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A WAY MORE POWERFUL MLG THAN ME?!?!? YOU IRRELEVANT ASS MF!
Sonic: I trained with the MLG master. Yoda
Hatsune Miku: Thissss is cool and all buttt we dont caresz about that!! :D we want you to join us to defeat Freddy Fazbear!!! my stupid stupid ex!
Mario: Uhh yeah
Sonic: Sure i'll join, just let me jerk off real quick!
Sonic: OOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSS!!
Hatsune Miku: STOP JERKING OFF IN MY FACE YOU FREEEEEEAAKAZOIIDDD!!! >:d
Hatsune Miku punches MLG Sonic in the balls
Sonic: HARRRDDEERRR
Hatsune Miku: EW!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Mario: Nasty ass robo bitch
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Freddy: Ready up the airship Heinrich Himmler and get all of the Jewazi party here we are at WAR with Mario!!!!!!!
Heinrich Himmler: YES SIR!!!
A fleet of Jewazi airships go up in the sky and head towards Mario's location
Freddy: HEIL HITLER!
Freddy does the iconic pose
CHAPTA END!
