Mario and gang are walking and after that great Spa adventure they swore they never would go into spas again
Mario: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS STUPID!
Freddy: I wanted to calm down after the whole nazi thing not relive it!!
Hatsune Miku: YEAH YEAHH!! MEMEBER THAT GUY WHO TOOK A SHIT ON SANS!! FUCKING EYYY!
Sans:*Shivers* Don't remind me
Mario: What the fuck is that?
The gang sees a sign that says "Jesus loves you! come to the jesus camp! call ********************"
Mario: That looks stupid!
Hatsune Miku: ACTUALLT THAT LOOKSS KEWLLl!! CAN WE DO IT :DDD
Freddy: Aren't you jewish?
Hatsune Miku: Half jew :DDDD BUT I LOVEEE JESUS!!!
Mario: Okay okay i'll call the number!
RING RINNGGG!!
Mario: Hello!!!?!
Phone: Hello! are you calling for the fun jesus experience!
Mario: Uhhh yeah?
Phone: Okay! we will immediately fine you and you will meet jesus christ on CHRISTMAS!!
Mario: But its fucking Augus-
A bright light shines over the gang and teleports them
Mario: aHHHH Where are we?
Hatsune Miku: OMGGG THATS JESUS!!!
Mario: I just checked my wallet and its fucking empty!!
Freddy: Yo mine too!
Sans: hurrurururrururu
Jesus: Hello my children!
Mario: Hmmm you look different.
Jesus: What do you mean my child!
Mario: I remember you from the awesome sex parties in heaven and you do not look like Jerma
Jesus: S-sex parties? are you a.... HERETIC?!?!? JESUS HAPPY GANG GET RID OF THIS FOOL!!
Mario: WAHHHHHH!!!
The jesus happy gang comes out and it is Biggie Smalls and Tupac!
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Tupac: HEY NIGGA! YOU FUCKING WIT MY HOMIE JESUS!??
Biggie: YEAH YOU FUCKING WIT MY G?
Mario: N-no!!
Jesus: HE COMMITS ADULTERY! PUT HIM IN THE DUNGEON!!!
Mario: NO NO NO!!! *Mario goes MLG Lord form but is fucking attacked by Biggie and Tupac*
