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Mario and Heavy from TEAM FORTRESS 2 are duking it out
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Mario punches Heavy in the gut
Heavy: GAHHHHHHHH!!
Mario: WAHOOOO!!!
Heavy coughs up old sperm
Heavy: Good Good! now you are ready to go out!
Mario: W-what!? IT'S BEEN TWO MINUTES!!?!? AND WE ARE done!?!?!?
Medic: YES!
Mario: O-OKAY WELL THAT WAS FUCKING STUPID HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET STRONGER DURING THE TIMESKIP!
A large purple portal appears over mario
Mario: Huh whatda fack?!?
Mario get's sucked into the portal
(HE LANDS IN MLG MARIO 2 CHAPTER 13
Mouser : * clap clap clap* how happy is it for brothers to reunite
Mario: Whart da fack do you mean?
Mouser: wat...ANYWAYS! * grabs gun* your gonna die
Mario: Uhh no?
Luigi: NOOOOO
MOUSER: shoots gun
Luigi: * covers Mario. . . . . . . BUT IS BLOCKED BY MAYRIO*
Mario: Nigga i don't need you to save me
Mouser: NO WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIGHTNING FAST! Wait a minute..
Mouser checks his scouter and see's Mario's power level at ten quadrillion tillion zillion nillion 5
Mouser: HOW!!!! YOU WERE SUPER WEAK A SECOND AGO!
Mario: Shut the fuck up i killed you before and i can do it again!
Mouser: Uhmmm what the mousberb!!??
Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!!
Mario point's at mouser with his iconic two smgs
Mouser: WHA WHA WHAT!?!?!?
Luigi: Bro what is going on?
Mario: . . . . .DIE YOU MOUSE CU-
A giant red portal appears and sucks in Mario and Luigi
Mario: WAHHHHH!!!
Mario and luigi land on the ground really hard
Luigi: Oh geez brother where the hell are we!
Mario looks up and sees himself at the familiar Fredrick Von Fazbears and see's Freddy Fazbear all pimped out
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Freddy Fazbear: Are you ready for freddy
Mario: What?
Luigi: ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR!! :D HOW DID THAT GAY WEDDING GO!
Mario screams
Mario: WHAT THE FUCK!! DID YOU JUST COME WITH ME!
Luigi: Of course i did brother! wait why aren't we fighting mouser anymore.
Mario: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Luigi: Owie pabowie bro
Freddy Fazbear: The fuck are you two doing here nigga! oh shit has it been five years already? zamn time goes fast
Mario: WHAT
Freddy Fazbear: Since wha- ohhh yeahh wait isn't Luigi dead?
Luigi: What
Mario: this is fucking stupid
CHAPTA END
