Finding Love: a Lord Farquad x Prince Charming story

The invite...😱👀🤌

                                           ======Farquad's POV, the next morning======

Farquad opened his tired brown orbs to see his room. Everything was just as he left it. There were no traces of his new found friend. Seeing there was nothing to remember him by, Farquad couldn't help feeling disappointed.

"Why could not thy prince stayeth..." he mumbled longingly, while getting ready to start his daily routine. Finally he burst through his door and strutted like a material gorl into town. He finger gunned the ladies on his hidden stilts which made him seem 6ft tall. They of course fainted, as they should when being noticed by their ruler. He walked around with confidence and no guards, certain that no crime would ever occur in his kingdom, then finally came to the shop at the end of his daily visits. A spear shop. Now others may think this is just Farquad dreaming he could fight for his kingdom. But in the secret basement of the shop was actually three acres of gay porn.

Farquad picked out a stack, then hurriedly walked home. He reached his garden, and sat down. Every page he turned he became hornier. He felt himself lusting for Prince Charming. He wanted Charming to take a five cent Barbie doll and shove it so far up his ass it would come out his mouth. Oh how he wished for Charming to fuck him like the kinky bitch he was...

                                        ========Horny-begone time skip===========

Farquad finished his gay porn and realized it was time for lunch. He hurriedly ate the porn without leaving a trace of evidence, then went to the kitchen for a wonderful meal of fried children with a side of ostrich egg.

                                       =========time skipperooo================

Farquad had found a note from Charming on his dresser. He'd been debating on whether to open it or not, but finally decided to suck it up and read it.

To my beloved Farquad,

For some time now I've had a crush on you. In these past fifteen hours I have not only confirmed my feelings towards you, but I have imagined our future together. I hope that you will reciprocate my feelings, maybe not today, but someday. In the meantime, please give me the honour of taking you to the symmetry bakery in three days time, at 6 pm. I hope to see you then.

Your Prince,

Charming

He...liked Farquad? But why? Farquad had always thought himself to be hideous. His parents had thought he was hideous. His friends thought he was hideous. Everyone sensible in this rotten world thought him to be hideous, or infected with some "disease" that made him short and ugly. No one could ever love him. But here it was, a clear invitation to a date. Maybe this was a sign from the holy god of jeebus. It was time for him to open his cold heart towards someone, or at least give him a chance. But it also could be a cruel trick on him, laid by the prince who hadn't yet been taught the rules of his perfect kingdom. After all, Farquad would've been alerted to another ruler in his presence.

...he'd have to take a risk, something he'd never had to do before. But would it be worth it?