𝕀𝕟𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕖 - KSMP

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟚

"So you're telling me you think this one girl is cute? C'mon Axol. She's probably a bitch." Jay's robotic text-to-speech rang out.

"Well yeah, but she reminded me of Tippler! She had the hair and same colored things."

"People can be the same."

"Go drink piss." Hunter said, his voice changer making him sound weird too.

"I'd prefer it if neither of you did that, I can't do this stuff alone." Another voice changer spoke, sounding more feminine.

"Sup Tippler." Jay said, mask and glasses hiding his face entirely.

"So Axol, who do you think looks cute?" Tippler said, nonchalantly.

"I fucking hate you..."

"We both know that's a lie. So anyways, what're we doing today?"

"We're splitting up and making a contest, whoever catches the least bad-guys has to get us cookies tomorrow night."

"Sound fun. See ya!" Tippler said, before jumping to a new building.

"Hey! We didn't say sta-"

"Leave her, Axol. We got a contest to win."

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Axol jumped between the buildings, the wind blowing down his dark-teal hood. His boots slammed against the roofs of the buildings, as he kept alert for any criminals. He was lost in thought until he heard a flapping of wings.

Instantly, he paused and looked up, fear covering his goggled and masked face. He tensed up, explosion forming in his hand, ready to strike.

The figure came down, shifting into their normal form.

"Well well well, what do we have here?" Vultaid said.

Vultaid was #1 hero, top of the ranks. And a huge dick. They could shapeshift, and it made her a hell of a lot harder to deal with.

"Nothing much, just looking for criminals until a Piss-kink named Vultaid showed up."
"Fuck off."

So the two began a fight.

Then, god decided to pull a "fuck you" and made it start raining, which essentially blocked Hunters power.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?" Hunter said before he got a punch to the face.

"Ska, Tip, I NEED BACKUP!" Hunter yelled into his comms as he ducked away from another attack.

A few minutes later, Hunter was about to collapse. It was exhausting, he was out of breath and ready to give into hell.

"Damn Vultaid, you beat his ass."

Vultaid turned to see Tippler sitting on the side of the roof, pose just radiating smugness. This gave Hunter just enough time to kick Vultaid in the shin.

"Nice. Let's go get Ska and get the fuck out."

So the duo walked away as Vultaid sat on the ground, scowling at them.