" sooooo... I was right you did have a kid" i said staring at the little girl
"Yup surpriseeee" she said sarcastically while placing me on the couch
"Well this was expectedly unexpected where's her dad" I asked wanting to know all her business causeee why not
"Bro i know you know that Im gay asf😐" she said looking at me like Im crazy
" I mean yea but you could've had her before you knew and if you didn't then how tf is she here" I said rolling my eyes cause this bitch really trying me
"Oh I got a dick" she said like it was completely normal sk
" you have a WHAT?!??" I shouted cause I just keep getting surprised today
"A male appendage" she tells me like I'm stupid
"But you're a girl?" I say confused
"Yeah but I was born with a dick tho but still a girl" she said
" wow you continue to surprise me everyday"i say looking up at her
"Good thing or bad thing??" She looked at me like she was expecting something
" I meannn it's not really a bad thing since it doesn't affect me really" I said shrugging "Now can you get me sum to eat I'm hungry as fuck" I say looking up at her sweetly
"Hey watch your language around her please"she said "Little miss innocent my ass"she muttered "What do you want to eat tho" she asks like Im supposed to know what she has in her house 🙄
" bro I know you curse around her and I am innocent bitch" i say staring directly in her eyes "Plus idk what you have in your house so I don't know what I wanna eat jayla" I said rolling my eyes for like the 60th time since I've been here she just annoys tf out of me
She rolls her eyes at me
"Do you wanna order takeout?" She said exasperatedly(big words) like she's fed up of me
"Yes thank you" i say with a bright ass smile
"What do you want to eat baby" she asks in a soft ass voice looking down at her daughter that I forgot was there tbh😭😭
"What's her name? She might honestly be the only person you're nice to" I asked finding the whole thing kinda cute but I would never admit that
"Her names Azalea but we call her AJ" she said proud asf.....n the lil girl smiled a lil n Broo I wanted to just kidnap her rii there
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"I wan chicken nuggets mommy"she said quietly I honestly forgot tht was the initial topic tbh😭
"Damnnn she stole my name... she cute as hell thooooo so I'll accept it" i say playfully rolling my eyes and giving her a lil smile
