This bitch jay

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AZZY POV
3 days later
Im home bored asf w nothing to doooo soooooo I guess I'll text jay or whatever🙄
I know I said that she was annoying me or whatever but I'm boredddddddd

Me: hey I'm bored entertain me

Annoyance : didnt know I was getting hired as a clown💀........how much am
I getting paid btw🤔

Me: you're not getting paid you're lucky to even be texting me......sooooo do as I said and entertain me

Annoyance : Alriii boss lady🙄
Annoyance: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

Me: girl... ykw im bored what did it say

Annoyance: "I want you inside me."
Annoyance: *anxiously waits for response*

Me: why tf would the toaster say that😭😭

Annoyance: causeee a bread does have to go into the toaster.....stwww
Annoyance: here's another one
Annoyance: "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Me: okay now thisss was a good joke😭😭
Me: you're actually kinda cool ig...tolerable

Annoyance: omgg I have your approval *screams into handd* I'm so happyyy I could cry rn🥹

Me: you're tolerable don't get too happy oh yea btw I'm 15

Annoyance: haha yeah bye😀

Me: LMAOOO😭😭 I was joking I'm 19 at least I know you're not a pedo

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Annoyance: stww uze play too much skk

Me: yea yea love you😁

Annoyance: woww now take it bk a lil like take me on a date first mama.......n I just wanna let yk tht I come as a packaged deal😁
Annoyance: anyways goin to a party now Soo like rate the fit🌚

Me: nahhhh you gotta take me on a date since I'm your as you said "future girlfriend" and what package are you talking abt exactly you got a kid or sumMe: ooooh okay I meannnn you fineee asf cyan deny that

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Me: nahhhh you gotta take me on a date since I'm your as you said "future girlfriend" and what package are you talking abt exactly you got a kid or sum
Me: ooooh okay I meannnn you fineee asf cyan deny that... fit is a 10/10 ig only cause the shoes fire

Annoyance: igg we gon see🌚....... you don't gotta know wuh package Im talking bout we ain't tht close yet
Annoyance: 😌thank you love......ykk normally I would take tht as an insult but is Jordans we talking bout so I'm cool with tht🙄

Me: why would you mention it if you're not gonna tell me🙄 I don't wanna know either way
Me: once again I'm not your love

Annoyance: causeeee I'm just warning you one time.....Broo you legit just asked🙄
Annoyance: once again not yet
Annoyance: anywayssss I'm leaving nowwwww bye babyy

Me: not your baby bitch🙄 bye tho

Annoyance: we gon see abt tht😁
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