ꜱʜᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴇʀɪꜱʜ ʏᴏᴜ -- Madness Combat x Reader (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

2BDamned x Reader || 🥀+☁️

{{Augh, this took a long time to type/write.. I NEED TO GET THIS SHIT REACH MORE THAN 10 ISTG.}} Anyways, moving on.

"Confesses" 💗💋

2BDamned × Reader || 🥀 Angst(Maybe) and
☁️ Fluff

My beloved little pee-pee piss-piss boy from mades comlumabrt😜😜.

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[R!Name] POV ; ((🥱))
I woke up in a very deep sleep for 56 hours. 😮‍💨
"Uaghhhh.", I streched my legs and arms, then staring at the wall thinking.

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'HOLY SHIT, I FORGOT ABT MY MISSION' screamin' in my thoughts. I ran to the bathroom to shower, "AH-" except that I hit my head on the door. 'Ugh, wtf..'
"Everything's okay in there?!! I heard a bang!"
Sanford yelled.
"Yeah, I'm aight!!" R.
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"Nice." S.

'This day sucks' I thoughts. 🤷‍♀️

((Timeskip to after [R!Name] showered.))

I get out of the bathroom and find some clothing. "Hmm... Oh! This is it!!"

A tight turtle neck pink-red'ish shirt and a black suit with a gray heart chain around the collar and with a hood. ((Too lazy to draw it, so js imagine it🧍‍♀️))

I got out of my bedroom, "Ws'good, cha'll" I-
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Deimos was crying intesslyrnntelsslry.
"There's nothing good.." Deimos sniffling.
'Wtf-'
"Sand..-" Deimos crying more intensely.

"What happened?" R!.
"I don't kno." 2B. 💁 [R!Name] blushing cause of 2BDamned voice. 👉👈
"Um." Sanford stepping on Deimos's weed 'nd ciggarates 😮‍💨, hiding it from everyone.
Hank shrugs.

((Skip to the mission part, wooooooooooo))

"So, what d'we supposed to do here?" 🧍‍♀️ I asked.
"Alright, so we must- [Blablablablablabla] and then we explode the world." Hank explained?..

"Ok." I nod, as the others get inside sneakily.

'Do I really have to go alone..' I thoughts. 'Ugh, whatever.'

I walked inside the place sneakily ofc, and saw 18 agents inside. 'I fucking hate working with this gang.' I thoughts again.
I took out my pink gun that shoots a heart-shaped smoke, that blinds people and wear my pink heart-shaped goggle, so I won't get blinded. 😜

I point the gun at them and pulled the trigger, as I ran away to the other side. 'Wait- Damn, DID I REALLY FORGOT TO BRING A REAL GUN??! WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?' I screamed in my mind. 😔 'Ugh, atleast I still have my pink gun.. But I don't think it will LAST LONGE-' I heard some footsteps and start hiding in a room that's full of crates, and hid behind one of the crate.

'[R!Name], do not panik' I thoughts. I decides to touch my ass and realised I brought a sharp knife. 'Dang..' 💀 I took out the knife from my arse and look at it.

The knife has a golden heart logo on the midd-

I decides to press the "Golden Heart Logo" on the middle of the knife and it turned to a real gun. 'Wtf, who the hell made this shit.' I thoughts curiously. 'I gotta try this thing out' I thoughts again.

I purposely kick a crate on the top and it made a loud noise just for 6 agents to come inside the room I'm in. 'Dam- SHIT!'
I dodged, and started shooting the agents with the gun. They're all dead by one shot.

'Holy cawmawly, this gun is LIT-' I thoughts before more agents came in the room. ''FUCK-'' I accidentally yelled so loud making the weewoo weewoo thingy alerted, I shot all of them and start running out of the room.
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Okay, so.. 2BDamned inserted a camera in their ass JS KIDDIN-
2BDamned glued a sneaky camera at Hank, Deimos, Sanford and your clothes just to check ya'll on his computer. But the glue on yours doesn't stick in your clothe so the camera fell to the floor before you even got inside. And no one noticed. Anyways, moving on.
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