Adler: "I slit theyre throats, then I OPENED THEM UP."
Adler tears off his shirt and yells as if he was the boss of the entire prison cell.
Adler: "Kambe, TELL THEM THE REST!"
Kambe gave a nervous nod and continued.
Kambe: "Then he got up begging us to spare his li-"
Kambe went blank noticing his mistake, but before anyone could say a word, a girl unlocked the cell door and told them they were doing a check to make sure no one had escaped. She looked pretty nice and Adler immediately went up to her and asked for her number. As a result, he got dragged out and was ignored by her.
I guess she looked something like this:
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OHH YO YO NOT THIS ONE
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There we go. Shes probably a 7/10 though.
Anyways...
The girl led the inmates up to the top of what seemed like an aircraft carrier. They were led onto the edge for a check. Looking towards the right, a prisoner accidentally fell off and into the ocean never to be seen again.
Adler: "Bro she's the hottest girl i've seen yet, but since i'm a prisoner now i'll never be able to talk to her!"
Kambe: "Yo don't sweat it, I'll take care of things."
Kambe walks up to the guard, he takes one glance and he tells himself that he'll give this to Adler and take the next girl for himself. Kambe ran behind a jet and put on a change of clothes to look legit then went up to her.
Kambe: "Hey there, what's your name?"
"Enterprise"
"Oh nice, I need to tell you something."
Kambe leans over towards Enterprise and whispers something. No one knows what he said, but Enterprise blushed and skipped towards the cockpit of a jet.
Kambe: "Aight Adler that bitch is all yours, just remember what I told you."
Kambe turned around and hugged himself. Adler got the message and pretty much lept towards the jet and once he got into the cockpit, Kambe took a thermometer out of nowhere and it went up to 69 degrees.
Rocker, Rollin, and that Japanese man all turned to him in disbelief.
Kambe: "Yo don't worry, I already found a way to bust us outta here. Only condition is, you better not touch that Enterprise bitch cuz she's Adler's only."
Everybody nodded their heads.
Rollin: "But how we gonna get out tho?"
Kambe: "You see that little speedy boy down there?"
All: *nod*
Kambe: "We gonna dive into the water and drive off, but first I need someone to volunteer to get those two love doves. I need another to get the anchor."
Rollin and Rocker both volunteered, knowing very well they could get captured. Kambe and the Japanese man stayed behind to run down and get the boat ready.
Rocker reached the jet and opened up the cockpit.
Rocker: "Kisser, we leavin!"
Adler: "I like that nickname. Also please knock next time."
Rocker dragged both Enterprise and Adler out of the jet and got them downstairs towards the boat.
Rocker: "I never got to know your name."
Adler: "name's Adler. nice to meet you."
-Timeskip-
The sound of a motor could be heard as the group escapes on the boat to drive all the way back into the mainland.
Kambe: "So Enterprise, mind explaining why we got arrested for not doing shit?"
Enterprise: " u-u-uhhhhhh"
Kambe: "What's the matter?"
Enterprise: "We're just a fleet of naval vessels that were sent to protect the coast of Southeast Asia from instability and sirens."
