Rocker: "Sirens? The hell are those?"
Enterprise: "Evil beings that want to destroy humanity."
Kambe: "Well they're not gonna like the fact that I did it with the observer."
Adler: "You what?"
Kambe: "Nothing. So how was your make out session with enterprise?"
Adler: "THAT'S CLASSIFIED"
Rollin: "Damn, Adler's got it going there."
as they were talking, a siren shipgirl rose out and approached them.Kambe: "This bitch."
Adler: "You know her?"
Kambe: "She's the one I was talking about."Adler: "No i get it I see why you liked her."
Observer: "Why did you abandon me? I thought you said you were going to be my servant!"
Enterprise: "Did you?"
Kambe: "No absolutely not."
Kambe: (Adler, Adler!)
Adler: (What?!)
Kambe: (get me those EMP shells)
Kambe cocked his KSG and inserted the Emp Shells in.
Observer: "Now that youhave left, I no longer have use for you."
-BANG-Everyone watched as Observer fell beneath the waves.
Rocker: "Yo did you get guns for all of us man?"Kambe: "Yeah sure I got the guns for all y'all. I take the best ones for myself."'
Everyone laughed, completely oblivious to a large siren fleet surrounding the speed boat.
Adler was the first to notice, and warned everyone. Kambe gave everyone a quick crash course on how to scuba dive and gave everyone an oxygen tank and a pair of goggles. On the count of three, everyone went under the sea.
-Timeskip-
Kambe, Adler, and the rest of the group all landed on the same shore where Kambe's hut was. Someone had mysteriously laid all the gifts captured from the junk ornately around the living room. If Kam be and Adler play their cards right, they would form the wealthiest empire in the southeast.
Kambe: "Hm. Seems someone was actually caring about us."
Rollin: "Yo I don't think they knew that this was your house."
Rollin pointed over to a corner. There was a flag and a table of plans laid around. Kambe and Adler looked at eachother and began arming themselves for an assault.
Japanese guy's subtitles: "What are you guys doing? Nothing seems off right now."
Rocker: "don't be so sure, there's some movement in the trees."
Kambe: "Adler, get Enterprise to safety, wee need to hold this position until the the rest of the AEAW arrives."
Adler: "Man, long time since i've heard of them."
Enterprise gave a look of confusion. Kambe told her that he will explain everything to everyone after the battle. There was no time. Suddenly, a grenade could be seen rolling through the front door.
Rocker: "GET DOWN!!"
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General FictionA nice story with some crossovers.