MY BOOK OF ONESHOTS 😈

1 - Fluffy Tickles

Summary: Blitz had a bad day and went to Stolas's.

"His highness has stressed to us and told us that we need to be careful in the human realm! We can't just.. go up there and go to their stores and act like we aren't imps!" Moxxie complained. Blitz sighed and banged his head against the table.

"Okay, Moxxie. We are 5 minutes passed the time we are supposed to fucking leave. So, can I go home, or are you going to bitch and moan some more." Moxxie sighed. "Go home, sir." Blitz got up and grabbed the grimoire.

He slammed the door, flipping Moxxie off behind it. Blitz knew he wouldn't see it, but it felt good to do. He sighed and walked to the elevator. He finally got to his car and threw the door open. He plopped down inside of it, letting out a heavy sigh of relief. He was happy he didn't have to listen to Moxxie repeat himself for another hour.

He got a notification on his phone. He checked it and smiled at who it was. It was Stolas. "Are you coming over for the full moon movie tonight, Blitzy?" Blitz sighed again of relief. "ya sory moxie was beign a bitch im omw now" He sent it and started his car.

Some days where Blitz felt like total shit and just didn't want to deal with anyone's bullshit, Stolas seemed to be there and be a shield. That was something Blitz noticed for a long time, before he divorced Stella, and before they started dating.

It was the way Stolas was so delicate with Blitz after everything. Stolas knew Blitz's was sensitive. He wanted to make sure he was hidden from his insecurities, using his back as a shield.

Blitz pulled up to Stolas's palace, taking the key out of his car and walking up the stairs of his place. He ran his hands across the railing, enjoying the refreshing cold chill on his hands from the metal. He walked up the stairs and saw Stolas laying on his side, reading something on his phone.

Stolas looked up from his phone and smiled. "Bli-?" Blitz pounced across the room, jumping into Stolas's arms. He wrapped his tail around Stolas's waist and put his head in Stolas's chest. Stolas smiled and pet his head. "Well, hello to you too, Blitzy." He teased. Blitz grumbled and tightened his grip on Stolas. "Shut up and just let me stay here.. please." Stolas wrapped his arms around Blitz and rested his own head on Blitz's. "Hard day?" Blitz sighed and shook his head. "The fucking worst!"

He groaned. Stolas picked Blitz up and sat him in front of him. "Well go on, Blitzy. Tell me what happened." He sighed and rolled his eyes. "First of fucking all, I just wanted coffee. This douchebag messed up my order, and when I told him he did he took the fucking cup and threw it on me!"

Stolas had a slight grimace from hearing that. "How pathetic! It's a coffee! Just fix the order." Stolas added. "Exactly! So, I had to go home and change. I get to work and Moxxie and Millie are doing the stupid ass couple bullshit."

Stolas tilted his head with a slight smile, curious of what he thought was stupid about it. Now that Blitz was dating Stolas, he wasn't obsessed with Millie and Moxxie's marriage. Now he just thought it was extra, and wanted to tell them to get a room. "It still pisses me off sometimes seeing them just all.."

Blitz trailed off and made a motion with his hands. "So I go to my office, because I'm not watching that. Then I see that my computer needed an update, which took a fucking hour to do!" Stolas gasped dramatically, making Blitz smirk a little, but go back to his angry expression. "Hey! I'm trying to be angry here!"

Stolas smiled. "Go on, then." Blitz flicked his tail before speaking again. "Once I finally got my fucking computer going, we had 50 emails." Stolas adjusted his tail and laid down a few of his feathers. "Blitz, why don't you have those emails set up at other computers. It's sent to all of you, correct?" Blitz slashed his tail. "Well, look at you. You want a gold star, Stolas?" Blitz said with a teasing tone in his voice.

Stolas smiled. "You should think about hiring me. I'm sure I qualify." He purred. Blitz smiled at the old memory and caressed his face. "You definitely would, birdbrain." Blitz kissed Stolas and got closer to him again. Stolas put his fingers in between his back spikes. "What was the worst part of your day?"

"Moxxie was bitching, as he usually does." Stolas ran his thumb over Blitz's horns. "What was he complaining about?" Blitz sighed and nestled himself into Stolas's body.

"About the grimoire. We almost got caught." Stolas hit him lightly, silently scolding him. "You know, I would've gotten onto you too." He reminded him. "Yea.. but you don't have Moxxie's grating, fucking annoying voice. You're voice is hot." He said, shutting his eyes.

Stolas tapped him on his back. "Blitz, I need you to remain careful with my book." Blitz sighed. "I know, I know... but it was Mox-" Stolas let go of him. "Blitzy.. did you run off to your targets farm to go see the horses?" Blitz was dumbfounded. "How the fuck.. Did you spy on us, you asshole?" He growled.

"Blitzy! You're just predictable." Blitz raised a brow and leaned forward. Stolas started blushing and wishing he never said that. "I'm not that predictable, princey." Blitz's tail slashed, giving away he was planning something. Stolas stayed still, unsure of what to do. "Do you want to watch the movie?" He asked, unsure still. "Yea sure." His glare went away like a switch flipped, but his tail was still wagging, even if it was a little. 

Stolas let it go. He didn't have that sexy  look that Blitz had tormented him for years with on his face anymore. As Stolas grabbed the remote, Blitz pounced on him and started tickling him. Stolas started cackling, begging Blitz to quit. "Not that predictable, was it?" He smiled, not stopping at any point. 

"Okay! Yo-you win!" He managed to choke out from behind his laughs. "HAHA! Of course I won, birdie." He said, pulling his hands from his armpits and putting them on Stolas's hips. Stolas caught his breath and smiled. "You're so mean, Blitzy!" He giggled. 

Blitz blushed. He just realized the position they were in, and how gorgeous Stolas looked. It was unfair that hell made him this fucking pretty. He was a tease. A pain in the ass.. but Blitz loved it. 

"Blitz!" Stolas said, waving his arms infront of his face. "Oh- sorry, Stols.. I zoned out for a second." Stolas sat up and kissed Blitz deeply, the both of them sighing into it. They broke it and laid down next to each other, their eye colors mixing. "Stay tonight?" Stolas asked. "Of course, babe." He smiled. 

"Thank you, Blitzy." Blitz sprung up and put his hands in the air. "Now let's watch a fucking movie!"

Notes: AYYYY so this is fluffy :D and i hope u enjoyed. i love tickle attacks sm between these loveable dorks.