???: Hey hey it's working!
???: Calm down, calm down. It's not like we have to rush or anything.
???: Hi everybody. It's Me! Former Ultimate Toxicologist. Ivy Clivia! Welcome to The Lifty Life Of The Afterlife! I'm your host Ivy. And here is my co-host.
???: Former Ultimate Firefighter. Carlos Fuego, And you may be wondering where are we right now? Is it heaven? Is it hell? It's neither, because-
Ivy Clivia: We talked to Arceus and all that. Turns out really bad people just join Giratina in the distortion world. Hey! You might even find Kanade Otonokoji in there!
Carlos Fuego: Another also neat feature of the afterlife is that you can order your own private hubs! Which is where we are right now! If you're wondering. 'Can you visit any dead relatives?' The answer is yes! Just ask Arceus for a name and he'll send ya too them!
Ivy Clivia: Ok Carlos. We got permission from Arceus to start a show here in the afterlife. THANKS ARCEUS! But getting on with the show. We're here to bring entertainment and answer questions from the viewers! (Meaning you guys reading can ask questions) But we're under strict rules of no spoiler territory, otherwise Dialga and Plakia will ban us! Dun dun dun dun!
Carlos Fuego: Getting on with the show! We have our first question. 'Why should Ivy have the luxury of being there? Isn't she a murderer?' Ivy...?"
Ivy Clivia:.... I'm okay Carlos. I guess I should answer this question. Everyone deserves to know why..... Those files that MonoMew gave us....... It does contain true information. But...... Bits off it were false.
Carlos Fuego: False? What do you mean?
Ivy Clivia: I'm saying. For example, Yes, it's true my brother died. But I didn't kill him. He got into a car crash when I was supposed to be looking after him. I guess you could say I could have prevented it. MonoMew! He twisted those motives. Everyone would have believed that stupid thing since some of our classmates didn't have anything wrong with theirs! I was set up to die from the start!
Carlos Fuego:... I get what you mean. My motive said that I accidentally killed a child. When I looked in my arms, he was dead. Actually that child was already crushed by some debris. I was trying to get him out but failed. He didn't die in my arms. I was holding a dead child in my arms. I guess my story confused some people.
Ivy Clivia: There viewer happy?
Carlos: Calm down Ivy. This is a show. Plus, it's not like we can change what's happening now.
Ivy Clivia: Actually we can! Because our next question is here! This one is for you Carlos! 'If you could go through the whole situation at the tool shed again. Would you let Eva be killed by Ivy?'
Carlos Fuego: NO! Never. I'm not letting people die, if I'm just going to sit around, being lazy. Saving a person's life affects not only that person, but the people around them. It's like helping a whole group with doing one simple action. If I saw Ivy attack Evangeline again. I would apprehend her in a more gentle way than last time..... Also Ivy. I'm Sorry for killing you."
Ivy Clivia: No I should be the one that's sorry. I dragged you into this. It's my fault that I decided that I acted upon my own selfishness.
Carlos Fuego: I understand you. You're life at Kanto's Elite Trainer Academy would have been ruined if those secrets were let out.
Ivy Clivia: I guess I still feel guilty. If I ever get the chance to see Evangeline again, the first thing I'm doing is apologizing.
Carlos Fuego: Speaking of seeing people again. Here's our last question of the night! 'Dear Ivy and Carlos. Do you miss Ivysaur and Charizard?'. Well of course I do. Charizard is my partner in work. He's been my buddy ever since I was a cadet. Well, he was just a Charmeleon back then. But I know he's in good hands with Draco!
Ivy Clivia: Same with Ivysaur, I miss her. A whole lot. I would of liked to bring her here with me. But not at the cost of her life, when she did nothing wrong. *sob* I just really miss her. I want to see her one last time. Even for a second. I don't even know who she's with now...
Carlos Fuego: I bet she's with Evangeline Noveilla.
Ivy Clivia: Why Evangeline?
Carlos Fuego: Because, Evangeline is a nice person. She didn't even get mad at me in the class trial. Or you for that matter.
Ivy Clivia: I guess she did want to help, even after I told her my motive. But... I can't stop crying, I've done all these horrible things.
Carlos Fuego: There, there Ivy, I guess we can end it here tonight- oh!!!
Ivy Clivia: Woah there mister! That's an intriguing question! 'Ivy and Carlos would make a great couple. I know it's morally wrong of me, but I want them to kiss!'
Carlos Fuego: Do people really think that!?
Ivy Clivia: Sorry to break it to everyone but I like Girls! If I did like men then I'd probably be interested in Carlos. What can I say? I like muscles. But not 'Mark' kind of muscles. He's the typical playful brat.
Carlos Fuego: Omg, you like girls? Same!
Ivy Clivia: Yeck yeah! Women are hot!
Carlos Fuego: Well that's it folks. That's the end of today's episode.
Ivy Clivia: See you next time on...
Ivy Clivia & Carlos: The Lifty Life Of The Afterlife!
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Kantoganronpa
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