Chapter 2 - The Lifty Life Of the Afterlife

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Ivy Clivia: After seeing what's happened down below! You know, motives and all. I think we're about to see the next victim!!!

Carlos Fuego: And currently it seems like Laura's having trouble stuck in some ice!

Ivy Clivia: Don't forget, I'm your Host, Ivy!

Carlos Fuego: And I'm co-host, Carlos.

Ivy Clivia & Carlos: We'll be back after a short commercial break.

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Ivy Clivia: And we're back people! And our guest tonight is!...

???: Hello? I'm Laura Falls, the ultimate Ferry guide.

Carlos Fuego: Hello Laura. And like we ask all our guest. Well, you are the first guest. How do you feel about dying?

Laura Falls: ...It's not the fact that I died, it's that I couldn't help her when she was injured. If only I didn't fall for the trap that the killer made. Btw, this is a nice scenery. I watched your last episode of 'The Lifty Life Of The Afterlife.' Because Arceus recommended it.

Ivy Clivia: No wonder you weren't getting mad at me when you saw me.

Laura Falls: Trust me, I'm still mad at you for trying to kill my Idol. Which,  I'll never see again....

Carlos Fuego: You're not alone. Both Ivy and I still have regrets and things we wanted to do.

Ivy Clivia: It seems that a ton of questions have already been sent through! Let's start with... 'I've been noticing after Evangeline introduced you to Victoria. You two have been hanging out ever since. Are you two in a relationship?' Ooh, that's a common question. Love, oh such a large topic amongst people.

Laura Falls: Well, I know for sure that I liked Victoria a lot during the time I spent with her. I've never had someone to read with before. I thought I would have been nervous. But my whole experience with her felt natural. The day after before I died, I was going to tell her about my feelings. It could have been a nice idea, since we already have a couple amongst our classmates.

Carlos Fuego: Aw yes, Alan and Gabriel. The gay boys.

Ivy Clivia: But it seems that the hetero side of things haven't kicked off yet. Is this because people of the same gender often get along better?

Laura Falls: No, I think that they're a bunch of pussies.

Carlos Fuego: Ooh, harsh words coming from Laura. You know, I think things have been going on between Evangeline and Draco.

Laura Falls: Yeah, she has a total thing for his shyness, and the fact he's buffer than the common teenage boy.

Ivy Clivia: Speaking of big guys! I've seen some stuff happening between Shawn and Constance!

Carlos Fuego: Awe yeah! He's like the only person that she enjoys spending time with.

Ivy Clivia: Precise! And enough with the love talk. Let's get on to our next question! 'If you were to leave Lapras with another person, who would it be?'

Laura Falls: Victoria, no doubt.

Carlos Fuego: Okay, we got another question. 'Do you know who killed you and what's one wish you would wish for if you were still alive?

Laura Falls: I do in fact know who killed me. But I'm sure they'd be reappearing tonight later. And if there was one thing I would wish for, it would be to finish the entire franchise on Evangeline's up and coming novel 'Nightfall!' It's a shame I could only finish up to volume 28.

Ivy Clivia: alright folks, We'll be right back after a commercial break, stay tuned for The Lifty Life Of The Afterlife. With your host, Ivy!

Carlos Fuego: And Co-host, Carlos!

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Ivy Clivia: They should be appearing any second. I'm guessing. My guess is that Simon did it.

Carlos Fuego: Really? You think. I think it was Constance. She's cold.

???: Hello?

Ivy Clivia & Carlos: *gasp* Guila!

Guila Barcos: Hello. It's Guila Barcos, Ultimate ship captain. Also your second guest for tonight's show.... Hello Ivy, Carlos, and.... Laura.

Laura Falls: Hello Guila... and... Gyarados?

Guila Barcos: You see, Gyarados wanted to go with me in death.

Gyarados: grawr!

Ivy Clivia: So it seems yet again little Evangeline was able to put a stop to another blackened. She's doing a better job at saving people more than you Carlos.

Carlos Fuego: Do you want me to accidently push you to your death again?

Laura Falls: We're already dead. And we're here making jokes, while everyone else is probably sad as shit right now.

Guila Barcos: Maybe I would of stopped my murder plan If I knew I'd end up here.

Ivy Clivia: Shut up Guila you filthy killer!

Carlos Fuego: Anyways time for a question from the viewers! 'How did your crew go into debt? How much did you owe in order to pay back?'

Guila Barcos: I think... 10 million? The amount that MonoMew offered was around enough. And.... My crew being in debt was all my fault.

Ivy Clivia: It's been mentioned before that you are a massive gambler. Perhaps that was the reason why you'd gone into all that debt.

Guila Barcos: ..... That's exactly correct.

Laura Falls: And you though that Murdering me was the right answer?

Guila Barcos: Of course not! I just..... I wanted the people important to me.... All 58 of them....

Ivy Clivia: 58 crewmates! That's a hell of a lot of people there.

Carlos Fuego: And time for another question! ...... Oh... There's no more questions... do the viewers have nothing to say? I guess not... So it seems that we must end things here for tonight. Thanks to our two guest Laura and Guila for being here tonight! Don't forget. We have our host......-.... Ivy? I guess she's gone with the other two... and your co-host Carlos! For another episode of The Lifty Life Of The Afterlife!

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Official end of Chapter 2

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