The Onceler, an aspiring businessman, knew he had leave the UK and go all the way to America to go to Rosendale University. Onceler never believed in the concept of soulmates, being a cold, heartless, entrepreneur, that is until he meets a handsome...
The Lorax was up making breakfast when Once woke from his slumber, He stretched really far, having half off his body off the petite bed. He got off of it and walked to the kitchen, where a delicious plate of pancakes was waiting for him.
"Thanks, Lore." Said Once
"It's my pleasure." Said the Lorax, blushing
Peter walked out of his room and sat next to Once, awkwardness filled the air, it was thick and you could just about feel it in between your palms
"Hey, Once," Peter said glumly
"Hi, peter," Once said, also glum
"I'm sorry that O'Hare cheated on you." He said
"I'm sorry that O'Hare got you pregnant." Once said
The two of them ate in silence after that, and then Peter walked to his class
Once decided to take a scenic route, being he was so early, down the side of campus with the truffla trees, and he picked off the tufts one by one, overcome by his temporary ambition rather than any potential long-term gain from a business ethics class, after all, he went here to harness an entrepreneurial lifestyle, and he found his ticket to said life! After he picked enough tufts for about 5 thneeds, he ran off to his class, but he didn't pay attention, instead he decided to knit using his pencils, and midway through his second thneed, Lois texted him
"I pulled an all nighter and finished the website." She texted
"You didn't have to do that." Once responded
"I wanted to, it was the only thing to take my mind off this whole fiasco." She answered
"Alrighty then, thank you!" He responded back
Lois Emailed him a link to the website and he looked at the orders, exactly 5. he had to make 2 more and he'd get 100 dollars! Suddenly, Miss Simeon was behind him
"Onceler," she said, tapping his shoulder "Do you care to explain why you're knitting in the middle of my class?"
"I-I started a business and I got 5 orders, I was making them." He said
"Make them on your own time, don't waste mine." She hissed "Besides, knitting? You'll never be successful doing that!" She sneered
"Onceler, that's pretty cool! What is it?" Asked Mordecai from across the lecture hall
"It's a thneed, it's made of tufts of fur from local truffula trees, it is very absorbent and soft, you can buy some on my website 'Ineedathneed.com'" he said
"That's super cool," Said Mordecai "I'll tell my best friend, rigby about it!"
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"Okay!" He smiled
"Shut up a Mordecai!" Miss Simeon said
"No, Ms. Simeon," Mordecai stood up "I don't care what you think, I know that Once is going to be successful, it doesn't matter that you have a fancy stupid degree, you can't just act like you're better than everyone else!"
"Go to the dean's office, now!" She screamed
Mordecai stormed off
Once sat at his desk in embarrassment and shock over what just happened, however, when his class ended, many students gathered around him, saying they would be ordering thneeds too. By the end of his first class, he had gotten 20 orders, by his seconds he had 36, by his third he had 48, and at the end of the school day he had 68. When Once was at his desk looking at all the orders he had to ship, he looked up, stared directly into the camera, and said
"I need indeed" He said
So the Onceler signed up for indeed and looked to hire 2 people to help him knit. He ended up hiring pinkie pie and Arthur the Aardvark to help him knit. Lois Griffin also came by and helped them knit. While they were all in a circle knitting on the floor, because remember, the couch suddenly vanished and the Lorax and Once had to share a bed, Peter came out of his room
"Hey, Lois," He said awkwardly
"Hello, Petah," She said, also awkwardly
"How are you doing?" He asked
"Just fine." She said, until she snapped "Peter, I can't do this anymore! I- I- I love you!"
She jumped up from the floor and hugged Peter
"I don't care what you and O'Hare did! Let's get married, and we'll raise this baby together! But we'll call the baby Meg because the baby will probably suck." She said
"You're right!" What if we went and got married right now?" He suggested
"That's an amazing idea! Let's go!"
The two of them ran out the door and drove away to go get eloped
