Rosella High (attack on titan highschool AU)

Reiners birthday

"I am Serena Garcia, a sophomore at Rosella High school. I'm applying for this job because I need the money and I'm broke." She said looking at the job employer. Safe to say she was not getting that job at McDonald's.

"What the fuck am I gonna do with my life." She asked herself while walking out McDonald's. She got a McFlurry while she was in there. She walked out eating this sad ass excuse of a McFlurry. Well no shit, Connie made it. He was the one to try to hook her up with the job.

She quickly walked out the building eating The McFlurry while calling Annie, her best friend. She didn't pick up, Annie never picked up. Serena sighed and texted her. Bitch get ur ass back over here. She texted, Annie quickly called her back.

"Ain no way you got kicked out that fast." Annie said while she was driving her car.

"Girl yes, that old wilting bitch gave me the meanest glares bitch."

"She prolly racist or sum."

"Dead ass, I need a ride though."

"Bitch you still haven't gotten a car yet."

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IMA GET THE MONEY FOR THAT IF I DONT HAVE A JOB?!" Serena asked while Annie yawned. "Bitch please my daddy barely raised me and he still gave me a car." Serena was fuming.

"Girl, my dad Juan Martin Guadeloupe Salvatore Garcia III spares no Penny's!" She screamed as a car drove pass with a child glaring at her.

"Bitch. Pick me up now!" She screamed as Annie sighed. "Whatever." She hung up. She was waiting for Annie on a McDonald's bench with a Ronald McDonald statue staring at her.

"Aye aye look who we have here, you waited for me?! On my break!" Connie said with a smile. "Didya get the job?" He asked as Serena gave him the death glare.

"Girl don't tell me you ain't get the mofuckin job. I! ME CONNIE SPRINGER, AND YOU DIDNT?" He asked and started to laugh. Serena ignored him. "Your boss prolly racist." Serena yawned.

"What you mean shawty? Eleanor?" Connie asked as Serena dead ass gave him the skull emoji as a face.

"Look ion even care no more, I just wanna get the fuck out of here. Bro it smells like fries."

"You sure that ain't my juul? It's like Taco Bell flavored or sum."

"Like baja blast?"

"Bitch I'm joking, it's mango flavored."

"So this is what you do Connie, you go on your lunch break, and harass people while juuling?" Serena asked as Connie smiled.

"Girl you know me so well." He said as Serena got up from the bench. She seen Annie's car and bolted leaving.

"Aye you forgot to say bye!" Connie said as Serena rolled down the window and waved. Serena smiled at Annie.

"What's up baby." Serena said to Annie as Annie sighed. "Shut up."

"Nah, nah because why is there a five guys bag." Serena asked. Annie's eyes got wide. "BITCH, I know you did not just get five guys without me and try to hide it in your back seat.

"Serena. I hate to say it but I made Bertholdt buy it for me. He gave me his credit card."

"SO WHAT? IF ANYTHING THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU MORE OF A REASON TO BUY ME SHIT. IT AINT UR MONEY HOE." She screamed in the car like a child. Annie sighed.

"Serena, I lied. I stole it." Serena sighed. "You're just rubbing it in my face by this point." She started to get sad because she wanted a fucking five guys burger.