"Y/n! Quit slacking off!" Y/n's co-worker/ bestie kicked her in the shin. Ymir. Since Ymir had just broke up with Historia, she was extra bitchy. Y/n snapped out of it and kicked her back. Ymir walked away and took an order. Y/n sighed, looking at the handsome face that had been distracting her for 15 minutes. Who was that guy? He looked like the absolute dilf. Y/n's type.
She wasn't embarrassed to admit it. She was into older guys. It wasn't an issue because she's of age. 24 to be precise. This guy looked to be in his twenties but still had that dilf vibe to him. He sat at the table and drank his coffee. Turkish. She remembered his rich voice. He was eloquently spoken for sure. He had that sophisticated way of talking, but not too fancy to the point where he didn't know gen-z slang.
"Y/nnnnn! Do your fucking job, bitch. Stop making googly eyes at the customer, weirdo." Ymir said smacking Y/n on the neck. "Ugh. Stop ruining the moment, you sorry fuck." Y/n rolled her eyes. Ymir kicked y/ in the leg again. "Dont let Levi see you slacking." Ymir said, grabbing a medium sized cup. Y/n went to take orders. "Welcome to Ackerman's Café! What can I do for you ma'am?" Y/n said in that false, sickeningly positive tone she used for every customer.
The woman rolled her eyes. "Finally. Took you long enough." She said, spit flying out of her mouth as she spoke. "Can I help you?" Y/n then said, in the happy tone, with a hint of aggravation seeping in between. "A fly flew into my coffee! I want a refund!" The woman spat. "That isn't our problem. You shouldn't have opened the cap." Y/n responded, bored. "I want a refund young lady! The service here was awful! I DESERVE A REFUND."
"Sorry but I can't do that. The policy of our shop is right over there if you wanna complain some more." Y/n said. The woman spat insults at Y/n. "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Y/n spoke in a commanding tone. The woman wouldn't budge. "Pardon me." Another voice spoke.
It was him. The guy who had distracted her. "Your causing a scene ma'am. Please leave, as you are disturbing us and this lovely young lady here." Y/n blushed at that. The woman's face was red. Y/n couldn't tell if it was from anger or embarrassment. She snatched the coffee, making it spill a bit on the sides. "I'M LEAVING A BAD YELP REVIEW!" She exclaimed stomping her way out of the coffee shop.
The door made the DING DING sound, as it closed. "Are you alright?" The handsome man said. "Uh, yeah thanks. It wasn't a big deal. Customers like like walk in all the time." Y/n awkwardly smiled. "Y/n?" He asked, looking down at her name tag. Y/n nodded. "Erwin Smith." He said, sticking his hand out to shake Y/n's. Y/n took it. She prayed that he didn't see her blushing.
"Would you like to go out sometime?"
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Y/n's had the best week of her life. Her date with Erwin was surprisingly enjoyable. He was really sweet and the total gentleman. This man owns a Ferrari for crying out loud. He payed the 400 dollar dinner bill in it's whole and even drove her home. Even the bad yelp review couldn't ruin her high spirits.
"Welcome to Acker- Erwin? What are you doing here its a Tuesday?" Y/n said, trying to sound confused but secretly was exited to see him. His hair was neatly done and he was wearing a black turtleneck and an expensive looking trench coat. He was handsome as ever. "One medium Turkish brew please." He said, smiling I ran to the kitchen to make his brew. "Y/n's got a boyfriend." Ymir teased, like a middle-schooler. Y/n rolled her eyes.
'I sure hope I was his girlfriend.'
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