*everyone is online*
girlboss: HIII
cockushibo: gm
deeheemon: hi koku
respect women juice: wow the first thing u do is greet ur bf
deeheemon: he's not?
respect women juice: yeah like y'all totally didn't fuck
cockushibo: WHAT
deeheemon: THE
cockushibo: HELL
please end me: LMAO Y'ALL I SWEAR START DATING ALREADY
#1 cum jar: BITCH THEY ALREADY ARE
please end me: OHH YEAH HAHA
dark web elsa: anyways hi akaza-dono :D
respect women juice: stfu
dark web elsa: so anyways I feel like most of our names should be changed including mine
respect women juice: bc ur name is dark web elsa? bitch hell no I love my name
please end me: OKAY NAME CHANGING TIME HEHEHEHE
girlboss: NOO
*please end me changed all names*
here's the updated names
muzan- horny jackson
kokushibo- cock-ushibo
douma- feminist anti
akaza- the feminist
hantengu- I'm the hottest
gyokko- the same (#1 cum jar)
nakime- quiet asf
gyutaro- kai pls kiss me
daki- crybaby
kaigaku- gyu can we fuck
crybaby: EW I HATE THIS NAME
horny jackson: what the hell is this, it's worse than the last one
cock-ushibo: mine barely changed
#1 cum jar: SHUT UP MINES STILL THE SAME
the feminist: SUCKS TO BE U LMAO ANYWAYS MY NEW NAME IS AWESOME
feminist anti: oh?
feminist anti: what does this mean
the feminist: DOUMA IS THAT YOU
feminist anti: yeah? are we matching names? :D
the feminist: EW NO FUCKING WAY
quiet asf: I mean it's true
quiet asf; I barely speak here
I'm the hottest: yeah
*#1 cum jar deleted a message*
quiet asf: ...
quiet asf: gyokko.
#1 cum jar: SHIT
I'm the hottest: let me guess, it's smth like "han ur name is true tho ur pretty hot"
quiet asf: YEAH IT IS LOLLL
#1 cum jar: FUCK YOU
I'm the hottest: pass
*I'm the hottest and #1 cum jar are offline*
the feminist: sus
the feminist: oh where's gyu and kai? probably had weirder names than before lol
kai pls kiss me: bingo
gyu can we fuck: bingo
feminist anti: LMAOAOAOA WTF IS THIS
cock-ushibo: HAN TYSM FOR CHANGING THEIR NAMES
horny jackson: FR HSHSHSHB
gyu can we fuck: fuck life
kai pls kiss me: nah fuck me instead
crybaby: HAHAHAHA EXPOSED
the feminist: L UR TOO GAY
feminist anti: aren't u gay too akaza-dono?
the feminist: I'm bi not gay you bitch
feminist anti: became bi when u met me?
the feminist: EW NO
horny jackson: sus
the feminist: WTF NOT YOU TOO MUZAN
horny jackson: SHUT UP AT LEAST YOUR NAME IS BETTER THAN MINE
cock-ushibo: true
horny jackson: bitch come to my room
cock-ushibo: ok
*cock-ushibo and horny jackson are offline*
quiet asf: and their names are literally so true
kai pls kiss me: I agree
gyu can we fuck: my name is literally the worst here stfu
kai pls kiss me: mine is the 2nd worst lmao
the feminist: y'all need to kiss fr
kai pls kiss me: DON'T JUDGE A PERSON BY ITS DISPLAY NAME BITCH
gyu can we fuck: DON'T YOU EVEN
crybaby: AHAHAHAAHAH
feminist anti: why are you two gayer than me
kai pls kiss me: stfu
crybaby: it's like 5pm we should sleep
the feminist: yeah
*everyone is offline*
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uppermoon chatfic. • kny
Poesíahere to remind you that you're not the gayest person. ships: -kaigyu (literally the entirety of this book.) -kokumuz (cough cough...horny...cough) -doukaza (it's on a slowburn but trust the process) -hangyo (literal crack) -susamaru x daki (we don't...
