The legend of Sparda the legendary dark knight who betrayed his demonic brethren in his rebellion against the demonic forces of the underworld 2000 years ago and his story lives on till this day but what most don't know is the story of his brother i...
TALKING: "Maybe I should cook something for dinner been eating too much pizza lately"
SHOUTING: "DIANE DID YOU EAT THE LAST OF THE PIZZA!?"
THINKING: (I miss Vermila it's been years since I last saw her)
DEVIL TRIGGER: "I will show you the power of my father you bastards!!"
A/n: Man let me tell you writer's block is a bitch alight now let's get it also I've decided to add Bayonetta two into the timeline I couldn't add Bayo one cause that's where she wakes up after a 400 year power nap or some shit like that imma replay the games to fully remember that and it'll hold me over until Bayo 3 also Y/n's new theme up top ↑ and new outfit down here ↓
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Also feel free to suggest something for a Y/n theme I only picked this cause I thought it went with Bayonettas more pop style of music not sure what you'd call it it's been a minute since I listed to any Bayo OSTs
Some years had passed since beating Vanessa and cleaning up the demonic mess she made and now a new chapter in our story begins with our ombran devil Y/n leaned back in his at the front desk inside the Devil May Cry shop but our resident hunter wasn't waiting for a phone call for a new job he was catching up on some sleep. But Y/n wasn't alone in the shop cause in his arms rested three little girls two of which were twins with snow white hair and the other was a girl with hair as black as night who was holding onto a strange looking doll. And so Y/n continued to sleep peacefully with his three infant daughters in his arms enjoying the peace and quiet..... Until the front doors came flying off the hinges and right at Y/n until they seemingly stopped mere inches away from him tiredly sighing as he opened just one of his eyes to see the demon in the door way
Y/n: "...... Still better then a Jehovah's witness "
Y/n looked over at the nearby coat rack where his coat and guns were hung up. Y/n reached out to grab one of his pistols but quickly realized it was too far. Y/n hummed for a moment before he picked up an ash tray he had sitting on the desk mind you Y/n didn't smoke he didn't the smell it only had so that Morrison didn't put his cigars out on the desk or get ash in the floor. Y/n tossed it like a ball up and out of his hand as if he was examining it
Y/n: "Seems heavy enough"
And with that Y/n threw the ash tray that shredded through the doors completely but it would hit the demon instead it hit the pool table launching the pool balls and cues in the air one of which conveniently hit and knocked over the coat rack allowing Y/n to grab one of his pistols and was about to take the shot until a tiny hand gently slapped him on the face prompting him to look down at his oldest daughter Rosa the child he had with Bayonetta
Y/n: "Well good afternoon sleeping beauty you hungry want papa to make you some apple sauce?"
Rosa giggled and pointed at Y/n's pistol and so Y/n decided to follow his father's foot steps and give a weapon of mass destruction to a toddler. A toddler with damn good aim mind you (Or insane luck) since Rosa quickly turned around and shot the demon in the head and even finished it with a double tap to the chest
