The legend of Sparda the legendary dark knight who betrayed his demonic brethren in his rebellion against the demonic forces of the underworld 2000 years ago and his story lives on till this day but what most don't know is the story of his brother i...
Y/n: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM OFF DADDY DUTIES BITCHES!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Y/n howled like a maniac and shot the belief that was chasing him and Bayonetta all while speeding through the city on a train
Y/n: C'MON YOU SLOW FUCK GET UP HERE ALREADY!!!
Y/n shouted in rage and excitement as he threw his Devil Bringer at the belief and pulled it in closer dragging it just behind the train which allowed Y/n pummel it's marble like face to oblivion
Bayonetta: Well isn't this quite the surprise dear I haven't seen you have this much fun in a while makes me wonder if I'm neglecting you as your wife
Y/n: W-what? No it's not like that
Bayonetta: Oh so you don't mind the fact that we only have sex once a week and that's only IF the babies don't wake up
Y/n: That's on you and Diane your the loud ones
Bayonetta smiled just as the belief tried to get the jump on Y/n emphasis on tried cause he caught that thing with his devil bringer
Y/n: We were HAVING A CONVERSATION YOU RUDE FUCK
Y/n spun the belief around and threw it Infront of the train only for a giant sword to come out of nowhere and cut it and the train in half. But before the train could crash Y/n and Bayonetta activated witch time just as Jeanne dropped in
Bayonetta: That was quick, did you get everything?
Jeanne: Forgot the caviar, think their still open?
Y/n: Eww I hate caviar
Y/n gagged at the thought for a moment as another belief fell from the sky
Bayonetta: Well it isn't Christmas without caviar let's finish this quickly
Y/n held his hands out as Eso-Drago appeared in one hand and Defiance flew to the other
Y/n: Alright let's dan- wait did I get all the presents for the girls?
Y/n paused just long enough for him to slapped away by the belief sending hurdling across the city and towards a Glamor
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