Amphibia X Reader

IQ:-1 (Anne x Reader)

You were helping Hop Pop with the chores in the house. Washing the dishes, Anne and Sprig come into the kitchen arguing about something. You didn't care about it until Anne calls for you.

"Y/n! Do you agree that if you put frosting on a muffin, it doesn't qualify as a cupcake?" Anne says, glaring at Sprig.

"U-uhh, what?" You said, turning off the sink so you can hear her more clearly.

"If you put frosting on a muffin, does it turn into a cupcake?" Sprig says.

"Well, it depends on the recipe. I don't really know?" You say.

"Y/n! This serious!"

"Sorry but I don't know how to answer this one." You say.

This continued the entire day somehow. Except for different things.

"IF YOU TURN UP THE A/C IT'S COLDER SPRIG!" Anne says.

"HEAT ARE HIGHER NUMBERS THOUGH, SO IT'S HOTTER!" The pink frog says back.

Sometimes they pulled you in, sometimes they didn't. You thought it was kinda silly, the things they fought about. Muffins and cupcakes, the a/c, what fruit would win in a fight. You were fine until, the last fight.

"Y/n!!" The 2 screamed. Polly and Hop pop looked at you confused.

"Imma go see what they want." You say, and excuse your self.

You head down into the basement to see Sprig and Anne standing face to face.

"Okay, what now?" You ask, your hands on your hips.

"Y/n, which side is your left hand on?" Sprig asks.

"What."

"Look, see I'm trying to explain to Sprig that it's on the right, because thats his right hand." Anne says.

"And I'm trying to explain it's on the left because thats her left hand!" Sprig says.

"Guys- You do know, if your facing each other, the arms are switched." You say.

"What."

"If you face each other, the opposite hand will be in front of each other. SO Sprig was right in this situation."

After that Anne and you were sitting on the couch.

"I did know that if you were facing each other the opposite hand is facing each other." Anne says.

"Really? Then how and why did you loose to sprig." You said.

"I did know."

"Mhm, and did you know, if I kiss you, you'll shut up." You said.

"W-what."

"Hm? Did you say something?" You asked, and got off the couch.

Yuhh I do wanna say though, I did have these arguments with my sibling. 

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