The Best Agent is who now?

Chapter Ten:

Krieger's POV:

"I forgot I've got competition," Mary laughed, getting Lana between the eyes. "Oh come on!" Lana said before laughing. The twins giggled as an all out battle erupted between the two women. Mary won before diving under the water. She emerged near Lana and tossed her into an empty space. "We brought food," Pam said from the pool side. "Glad to see you getting along," Mallory said.

Mary jumped out to help lay out the food. Mallory got Raylene out of her car seat. "Krieger I can practically see the hearts in your eyes," Archer said. "I feel like I don't deserve her," I sighed. "Oh honey. You have no idea how much you deserve each other," Ray said. "Thanks," I said. "Krieger look at me," I said and he did.

"Trust me when I say this, ok. You are more than enough for Mary. And then some. Every time she sees you, or talks about you, or is in your arms, or being hugged by you, she beams. She loves you a lot and I know for a fact she won't let you go without a fight," I said. "I see it too," Archer piped in as Mary sent a smile Krieger's way. "See," I said and Krieger hugged me.

"Thank you. No one's ever said that to me. Or loved me before," he said into my shoulder. "Enough with the bromance. The foods getting cold," Pam said and Krieger got out. He bee lined for Mary, sitting right beside her. She kissed him chastely on the lips and curled an arm around his shoulders. "I love you, Al," she said.

"I love you too," I said, kissing the top of her head before digging into the food. She slid her hand down to rest in my mine. "Heard the kids are staying with Lana for the week," Cheryl said. "Yeah," Mary said. "You two going to bang town?" Pam asked and Ray spat out his drink. Archer slapped him on the back when he started choking.

"Yeah, we are. I've been promised great things," Mary said, unabashedly. Ray sputtered and Mary giggled. "Double dukes," he said, voice raspy. "Ray honey, are you ok?" Mary asked. "Yeah, yeah. I'm ok," he said as Archer rubbed his back. "So, you're dating Miss Gillette, Archer," Mallory said. "But Krieger's dating me," Mary said.

"Oh, that's Malloy's nickname for me sometimes," Ray said. "Because you're gay?" Mary asked, turning and leveling Mallory the mom look. "Uhhh," Mallory said. "If you want to keep me as an agent, I highly suggest you quit with the homophobic shit," she said. "Yes, of course," Mallory said. "Wow that's hot," Cheryl said. "I'm serious Mallory. I'll pull out of ISIS," Mary said.

"Yes Mary," Mallory said. "This food is amazing! Is it from that Indian place you told me about?" Mary said, turning to Pam. "It is. Amazing isn't it?" Pam asked. "Amazing doesn't even cover it," Mary said. "Hey guys. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sleep so long," Matrix said, stepping out from the house. "No, sweetie. You needed rest. Hungry?" Mary said.

"I'm starving," he said, sitting down beside Mary. "Now that everyone is here. Starting next week you all can get back to work full time. Arnold and his goons are arrested and in jail. Indefinitely," Mallory said. "Awesome! I can't wait to show you what I do!" I said excitedly. "I'd love to see more of your side projects," Mary said, waggling her eyebrows. "What side projects?" Mallory asked.

"Yeah, you still doing the tentacle machine?" Pam asked. Ray started choking. "Yup, yup, yup. Plus multi purpose sex machine," I said and Ray choked. "Oh don't worry. It hasn't been used on me. Yet," Mary said and Ray wheezed, sending a glare Mary's way. "You little shit," he gasped. "Don't worry, Ray. I could tell her all about what we got up to just last night," Archer said and Mary raised an eyebrow.

"Bet Ray had a lot of stamina," she retorted and Archer sputtered. "How?" he asked. "Did I know? Us Gilette's are insatiable. Right, Algernop?" Mary asked and I choked on the diet coke I was drinking. "Kids, why don't you go swimming," Mallory said. "Ok," Mikey said. "Are mommy and Daddy gonna have a nap again?" Melody asked.

"Not right now," Mary said as Pam, Cheryl and Malloy's jaws dropped. "Ok, can you throw us in the air, Daddy?" Mikey asked, shyly. "Sure, I'll give you a head start," I said, willing my erection to go down. "I'm sure the cold water will deflate it," Pam said as the twins jumped into the pool. "And it's down," I said and ran to the pool. I cannonballed into it, splashing the twins.

Malloy's POV:

"Mary, I'm glad Krieger found you," Pam said. "Me too. It's great to see him with a real woman. You really bring out the best of him," I said, shifting Raylene. "I know it's only been a short amount of time, but I wanna spend the rest of my life with Krieger. He is honestly the best thing I've ever had," Mary said, watching Krieger play with the twins.

"Since when did the whole Daddy thing start?" Cheryl asked. "This afternoon. They asked me first and when they said it to him, Krieger was so damn happy," Mary replied. "You up for a swim?" Pam asked Matrix. "Maybe I can float on one the pool chairs?" he asked. "Of course. I might actually do the same," Mary said, leading Matrix inside. "Ray, you ok?" Pam asked.