Prank greasy snivvelus plans: (ask Gred and Forge for advice): (UPDATE!!) KK SO WE THOUGHT OF THIS.PUT BLEACH AND OLIVE OIL IN HIS SHAMPOO BOTTLE. AS A BONUS, TAKE AWAY MALFOYS BLEACH, AND PUT BLACK HAIRDYE IN HIS SHAMPOO. we talked to albus and he said yes so.... ILL MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER WHEN IT HAPPENS!! (luv u albus ty bestie) BYEEEE
Get revenge on Thomatheas Riddleongbottom for trying to kill argog when he went here plans: (UPDATE) I bet you Harry Styles gonna some shit that will already cause this. Maybe has something to do with the stone? I asked "treelawnknee" already and she said something about "squirrell" idk didnt rlly get it
ALSO I NOTICED I JUST EXPOSED US TO MUGGLES WHO DONT KNOW WHAT WIZARDS ARE SOOO.........
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oh and also ❌👃 x 🐀👨🦰
HELLO MY QUEENS WELCOME TO THE HAGRID AND DOBBY CULT AND SUPREMACY!!! THE LONGER YOUR IN THIS CULT THE MORE YOULL RANK UP OUR WIZARDING PYRAMID SCHEME!!!
Ranks: Albus the double door (no one) Minnie Mouse (No one) Swagrid The Queen/Leader (me) Dobby Queen (YourAsianSibling ) Wifu (hagrid_the_hot_bish ) Aragog the First (open) Bestie Buckbeak (open) Basilisk Bestie (open) Norbert 🖐 (open) Aragog's First Child (open) All Aragog's other kids (open)
THIS CULT IS BRAND NEWWWW!!!! (invite everyone u know bc we have like 4 people :,))
Opinions to discuss (DONT FIGHT PLS)
Cap or Fact check if u want
Young Remus looked like fricken Andrew Garfield
Snape's hair is greasy
We need a Luna cult
We need Dobby cult members
Molly = Best mom ever
We Stan Sirius (like siriusly it's so unpopular)
A day with Dumbledaddy (story)
Minnie does my birds nest? (Story)
Rules:
no serious harassment (unless I host a roast contest)
no racism/homophobia (I myself am pan/grey so we Stan :)) and (all lives matter)
be nice pls (this is our community now so we should treat others well so they join our pyramid scheme)
no hate (my grammar sucks so if u see any errors don't be like "imagine misspelling ____" or anything rude)
we stan dobby and buckbeak (they r queens)
(NOT OBLIGATED) Change ur pfp to any hagrid or dobby meme (preferably the PlayStation 1 Sorcerers Stone game and PlayStation 1 Chamber of Ginny dobby)
Pfp preferred options
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