swagrid and dobby cult hangout and plans

Staff room convo

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Alexa, Put on Wassabi Productions call me maybe parody

the tea is boiling rn. This is basically one of the staff chat meetups in the first year

(We have our own kind of muggle phones at hogwarts)

𝙳𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎,
𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚊𝚏,
𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚎,
𝚙𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜,
𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚜.
𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚢,
𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑
,𝙵𝚒𝚕 𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚝
𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚕
𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚌𝚑
𝙰𝚗𝚍
𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚢 𝚂𝚎𝚟 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚔𝚎
𝚃𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝

Minnie Mouse
Albus what are you doing?
It's almost curfew

Dumbledaddy the Door
And? I'm not in charge of this
place

Minnie Mouse
Albus you are. Your the headmaster

𝙳𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎

Swagrid the Oaf
Should have burned this place
Down when I had a chance

Fil Flit
Lmao this first year js such ba smartadd
Swagrid the Oaf
Fillius Flitwick, are you ok?
hoot hootch
Probably fine. Still learning how to
use muggle technology

storage binns
:0

storage binns
I met this girl shes so fine

Swagrid the Oaf
I wish I could call her mine

pomfrey the magic princess
Its just a matter of time before
I find my way

Cedric Dedric Diggory
Ive got my handsome good looks

Swagrid the Oaf
True dat

Dobby the Elf
I even know how to cook ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dumbledaddy the Door
@MinervaMcgonagall my heart you already took I will find my way

Quiet Quirrel
@HagridTheOaf your hair was flowing

Swagrid the Oaf
Short skirt legs were showing

Greasy Sev Snape the Snake
@LilyPotter give me a chance and before you know it, you'll be
falling for me baby!

Swagrid the Oaf
😗 girl she's married and dead

Swagrid the Oaf
Moving on...

hoot hootch
Hi mY nAmE's rOlAnDa

Swagrid the Oaf
@HagridTheOaf Your such a hottie

Minnie Mouse
Enough of this! There's a troll in the dungeon

Swagrid the Oaf
OMG THIS GUYS IN THE DUNGEON? CAN I COME MEET HIM

Minnie Mouse
Hagrid, that's not him

Swagrid the Oaf
*troll song starts playing*

Minnie Mouse
Enough of this nonsense.
Albus and Severus come to the
dungeons with me this moment

Greasy Sev Snape the Snake
Ugh.

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TYSM FOR READING THE FIRST CHAT FROM THE FIRST YEAR BESTIES ANYWAYS BYE U CHAOTIC QUEENS