Scarlett Johansson/Natasha Romanoff One Shots

Interviews - SJ

Background: Y/N and Scarlett do interviews and press panels for Infinity war.

Y/N is scottish

Y/N Pov

"Hi i'm Scarlett Johansson" I say in an american accent.

"And i'm Y/N Y/L/N" Scarlett says in her best scottish accent making me laugh. "What, that was good" She adds turning to face me.

I turn my head to look at her and give her a 'really' look.

"Maybe next time babe" I say patting her leg.

"Whatever" She mumbles. "Anyway today we are doing idiom abroad and if you haven't figured it out already, I'm American and she's Scottish"

"Get ready" I say nodding.

"Alright I'm first, John Hancock" Scarlett says smirking.

I raise one of my eyebrows loo at the camera.

"Ehhh, can you give me some context" I ask.

"Let me see your John Hancock" She says laughing.

Some of the crew laughs and I am just confused to say the least.

"Well I mean there's an obvious one...it can't be that can it?" I say making Scarlett laugh harder which makes me smile. "Eh is it, is it your handshake?"

"Eh that's close"

"Is it your signature?"

"Yes it is"

"Yesss"

"Good job" Scarlett says.

"Right my turn, taps aff" I say.

"You say this all the time and I still have no idea what it means"

"Well I do but I only say it when I'm meant to"

"Taps aff, so that sounds like off, is it like lets party or lets go" She guesses.

"It basically means like suns out guns out but for Scottish people the first sign of sun light which we don't get a lot of everyones like 'taps aff' and burn yourself" I say which causes the crew to laugh. "As quickly as possible" I add.

"Ohhh" Scar says.

"It might only last fifteen minutes get burnt" I say in the most Scottish way possible.

"Okay now it makes sense why you say it so much" Scarlett says.

"Yeah cause the weather we get in New York in summer is like wildly different to what I'm used to, whereas New York during winter is Scotland 24/7"

"Okay back to me" As she look at the card she smirks.

"I got to first" She says holding one finger up. "Second" another finger goes up. "third base last night" She finishes and now I know why she's smirking but I ignore that for now.

"Right, first base is kissing, second base is feelzies up the ways and then-"

"Is that- are you saying waist, feelies up the waist?" Scar asks.

"No no feelzies up the ways" I say more clearly.

"Oh feelzies up the ways, okay"

"And then third base is feelzies doon the ways" I finish.

"Doon the ways" Scar says copying me.

"Down the ways"

"Um well you actually gave us more information than we needed, the meaning is 'the bases are used to explain the stages of sexual relationships and Y/L/N just explained them all"