*knock knock knock*
"Come in" A voice said
"Excuiise me please lady"
"Yes?" The lady responded
"Im coming here to be learning the English" The country said
The country had dark green in colour with a white bar and a white crescent in the center and a five pointed star near it
"You're early" The lady responded
"Oh no no, i am Pakistan"
"I beg your pardon-nevermind, so you wish to join your new class, English as a foreign language?" She questioned
"Yes yes, and i am hopping to be unrolled" He responded
The lady look confused and said "do you mean 'hoping to be enrolled?'"
"Yes, like it say in your sillybus"
*sigh* "Well im afraid you can't be unrolled... Enrolled until the English teacher arrives, she should be here in a few minutes meanwhile, perhaps you'd care to wait in the classroom, room number 5"
"Ok, thank you lady" He said as he left
Right as he closed the door he bumped into a young man
"Oh dear, i am not looking where im going" Pakistan said
"No i wasn't looking where i was going, sorry"
*knock knock*
"Enter!"
*door opens*
"Mrs England"
"Call me miss" The lady England corrected
"Oh sorry, im United Kingdom your new English teacher"
"You're a man" She said which no doubt confused the UK
"Yes"
"Well this is most unsatisfactory this won't do at all" She said in slight panic
"I assure you my credentials are impeccable" He said
"Academically perhaps, but im talking about sex, last time we had a male teacher working here, he was teaching to foreign students last term, im afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed"
"Dead?"
"Demented" She said which confused the UK
"Yes the strain was too much for him, he only seemed to be able to cope at first, but one day he just snapped, it was really quite disgusting"
"Really? What did he do?"
She took a deep breath and said
"Climbed out of the classroom window on to the rooftop took off all his clothes and stood there stark naked singing 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'"
"Oh how distressing, still you musnt worry on my account i mean Im not likely to climb out of a classroom window"
"I know you aren't"
"Oh thank you for the confidence"
"It has nothing to do with confidence" She cleared up
"We've had the window frames nailed down"
"Very thoughtful still i would appreciate the job Miss England i am qualified and i need a job especially with everything that's going on and-"
"Alright there's no need to whimper" She interrupted
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English | Countryhumans | Season - 1
FanfictionMany countries come over to the school of the UK to get to know and learn English, and during that time, they go through troubles, adventures, hardships, and more Im going to distribute this book with different seasons for change of characters Don't...
