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The Polyjuice Plan

There are gonna be some of my favorite ships in this chapter, sorry if you don't agree with them. Please feel free to comment on what your favorite Harry Potter Ship is. Also, Dumbledore x Grindelwald is canon.

~Outside Hogwarts~

Students drift into the snow with their trunks, heading home for the holidays. As Harry, Ron, and Hermione appear, Ernie and a few others cast wary glances. Fred: "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" Ron grins, amused, then sees Harry -- anything but. Ron: "Oh, c'mon, Harry. Fred's just having a laugh." Harry: "He's the only one." Ron: "Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night." Y/n: "Who cares?" Harry: "Maybe they're right." Hermione: (reproachfully) "Harry!" Harry: (frustrated) "I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue. What else don't I know about myself? Maybe you can do something... even something horrible... and not know you did it." Hermione: "You don't believe that, Harry, I know you don't. And if it makes you feel better, I just heard Malfoy's staying over for holiday, too." Ron: "Why would that make anyone feel better?" Hermione: "Because, in a few days, the Polyjuice Potion's will be ready. In a few days... we may truly know who is the Heir of Slytherin." Y/n: "Eh I'll be there anyway." Ron: "Why?" Y/n: "Adrian and I are going to study and gossip." Harry: "Gossip?" Y/n: "Yeah, Cedric is gonna be there too." Hermione: "What's you're relationship with them?" Y/n: "Cedric's 15 years old Hermione!" (17 when he died in the fourth movie so I just subtracted 2 years. He was a sixth year since his birthday was anywhere between September 1 to October 31; after the start of Hogwarts.) Hermione: "He's a fourth year, no?" Y/n: "I believe so. Late birthday." Hermione: "Adrian-" Y/n: "14 set to graduate in 1996." Hermione: "1996?" Y/n: "1989 - 1996." Hermione: "Cedric?" Y/n: "1989-1996." Hermione: "Same year?!" Y/n: "Calm down!"

~Great Hall~

The Christmas Feast. The Hall glimmers grandly as snowflakes tumble from the ceiling. Harry and Ron sit with Hermione. Hermione: "Everything's set. We just need a bit of who you're changing into." Harry: "Crabbe and Goyle." Hermione: "And we also need to make sure that the real Crabbe and Goyle can't burst in on us while we're interrogating Malfoy." Y/n: "I suggest Pansy or Astoria, if I wasn't shipping Drarry, I'd be shipping Drastoria." Adrian grabs Y/n and pulls her over to the Slytherin table getting confused looks. Adrian discreetly gives her one of Pansy's ties. Pansy winks at her. Y/n: "I still think she and Blase will be a great couple." Cedric sits next to Pansy. Cedric: "I heard something." Y/n: "Huh?" Cedric: "Carry?" Pansy: "Drarry?" Adrian: "Drastoria?" Y/n: "I stand by all of those." Pansy: "You have ships for everyone?" Y/n: "Yeah. Drarry is my favorite. Draco x Harry. If that doesn't work. Carry and Drastoria. Cedric x Harry, and Draco x Astoria." Pansy: "What about me?" Y/n: "Paise. Blaise x you." Pansy: "What? No backup." Y/n: "Hansy, but that's not going to happen." Pansy: "Hansy?" Y/n: "Hermione. I don't think it's gonna happen because she's Muggle-born." Pansy: "Oh." Y/n: "She is independent. Secure in herself, she knows who she is, and where she comes from and is comfortable with it. She's also dedicated, courageous, and great at prioritizing. She does what's right, and has a lot of patience. Intelligent. Perhaps the most compulsive and reasonable person I know. She prioritizes academic details, is very self-confident and gets along well with other confident people." Pansy: "Really?" Y/n: "Yeah, but I can't see you getting with her. Ya know your views and all." Blaise: "My ships, next." Y/n: "Ah!" Draco: "Did she already do me?" Cedric: "Drarry, Drastoria, and...?" Y/n: "I can see Draco dating Pansy, but I'm not sure it'll go beyond that." Draco: "Drarry?" Blaise: "She ships you with Harry and Astoria. She ships Cedric with, Harry if he doesn't get with you." Y/n: "Cho. I'm not coming up with a ship name for that..." Draco: Chic, Dang (Mix of Diggory and Chang), Digang, Chanic, Ceo... "Chary." Y/n blinks at him. Y/n: "Chy?" Cedric: "Why did it take you two so long?" Draco: "Chic, Dang (Mix of Diggory and Chang), Digang, Chanic, Ceo..." Cedric: "I understand." Blaise: "Me?" Y/n: "Raise!" Blaise: "I'm being paid?" Draco: "Can I get paid?" Y/n: "No and no!" Adrian: "Blaise x Ron? Really?" Y/n shrugs. Cedric: "you're favorite-" Y/n: "Galbus! Dindlewald! Grumbledore! Albulert! Alellert! Gellerus! Gellebus! Dellert! Gumbledore! Gralbus! Albullert! Durindlewald! Grindleedore! Grindbledore! Gellbus! Dumindlewald! Grindlewalre! Grindlewdore! Aellert! Gellers! Grumbledore! Dumbledowald! Dumbldlewald! Albuert! Grindlledore! Dumblelewald! Gelleus! Dumbledorald! Gellelbus, Albellert, Alblert, Dumbledewald, Gellerbus, and Dumbledoewald! Grindlewedore, Grindledore, Dumblellert, Grindleledore, and Dumbledlert!" The teachers stare at the excited Gryffindor. Cedric & Pansy: "Y/n! Calm down." Draco: "People are staring." Adrian: "Dumbledore x Grindelwald?" Y/n: "I won't come up with any more ship names. So far we have Harry x Draco. Harry x Cedric. Harry x Ginny. Draco x Astoria. Hermione x Ron. Hermione x Pansy. Blaise x Pansy, Blaise x Ron. Pansy x Draco. Grindelwald x Dumbledore. Cedric x Cho. Neville Longbottom x Luna Lovegood. Sirius Black x Remus Lupin. I also really wanted Regulus Black x James Potter." Cedric: "That's your father." y/n: "Eh. Bellatrix x Tom Riddle. She's obsessed with him. Blaise and Luna Lovegood. Fred Weasley x Angelina Johnson. My favorite couple is Nagini and Credence. Draco: "Focus!" Y/n: "Blaise x Draco. Terence x Adrian. WolfStar-another name for Remus x Sirius. Narcissa and Lily-" Draco: "That's our moms." Y/n: "As sisters. James and Sirius were quite literally brothers from another mother. The Potters practically adopted Sirius, as a son, in all ways but legal." Draco: "Oh." Minerva: "I've heard a lot of yelling from over here-" Y/n: "But by far my favorite ship is Dumbledore x Grindelwald." Minerva blinks. Minerva: "I'm not dealing with this."

~Meanwhile~

Ron: "How?" Hermione holds up a pair of small cakes. Hermione: "I've got it all worked out. I've filled these with a simple Sleeping Draught. Simple, but powerful." Ron glances at Malfoy (Who was sitting with Y/n), then at Crabbe, and Goyle, who presently are eating everything in front of them. Hermione: "You know how greedy Crabbe and Goyle are. They won't leave the Christmas Feast until every last drop of trifle is gone. Now, once they're asleep, hide them in a broom cupboard and pull out a few of their hairs." Ron: "And whose hair are you ripping out?" Hermione: "I've already got mine." She removes a small vial. Inside is a tiny hair. Hermione: "Millicent Bulstrode. She's in Slytherin. I got this off her robes. (rising) All right then... I'm going to check on the Polyjuice Potion." Hermione points to the cakes in front of her. Hermione: "Remember. Just make sure Crabbe and Goyle find these." Hermione exits. Ron looks at Harry. Ron: "Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?"